I should get the dick devour role because I love dicks and I love men. Not anymen. Buff emo men. That's right. Buff emo men. I will devour a buff emo mans dick. Anyway. I am very gay for men. I listen to dick devouring music, I read dick devouring smut. I give off dick devourer vibes. I wear things that give dick devourer vibes. I play roblox games that give off dick devourer vibes (for example: Royalty Kingdom 2.) I stay up at night thinking about being a dick devourer. I will name of one my stuffed animals "Dick Devourer" if I get the role. Without the role I feel empty inside. Like, life isnt complete at all. But if I do get it, it's like god. A life saviour. ISTG I WILL FUCKING BREAK MY CURTAINS JUST FOR THE ROLE. I WILL BREAK MY PHONE FOR THE ROLE. I WILL RIP APART MY PEPPA PIG BODY PILLOW FOR THE ROLE. I NEED THE ROLE. I WANT THE ROLE. ITS LIKE FOOD AND WATER. IT'S IMPORTANT. IT'S... ITS... ITS... I NEED IT. ITS A WANT. ITS A NEED. I NEED THE ROLE. anyway. I should get the role bc I am transgender, I play awsome roblox games (Royalty Kingdom 2 and FNAF anime RP), I listen to Jake Webber, I used to roleplay and I'm starting to get back into it, I have friends, I ||stabbed|| someone with a pencil before, I'm in choir, I'm a soprano, I'm friends with band kids, I USED TO BE A WOMAN, I play pony town, I write stories, I'm a furry, I have secret intrests, I like the color pink (very manly ik), I'm a Jeremy kinnie, I'm a Darwin kinnie, I will make more funny twf headcanons, I draw, I stole my uncle's room. THATS RIGHT. I STOLE SOMEONES ROOM. I WILL SELL MY FUCKING SOUL. I WILL FUCKING STEAL. I WILL EAT RUBBER. I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HANGOUT WITH IRL FRIENDS BUT I WILL CONTINUE MY REIGN FOR THE ROLE. I WANT THIS FUCKING ROLE. I WILL FUCKING SING TO ALL OF YOU IF I GET THIS ROLE. I WILL STOP MY FELIX SIMPING FOR THIS ROLE. I WILL THROW AWAY MY BABY BLANKET FOR THIS ROLE. IM SWEATING MY FUCKING ASS OFF WHILE WRITING THIS. I DONT HAVE TIME TO TURN ON MY FAN OR GET OUT FROM UNDER MY BLANKETS. I WILL FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONES FUCKING DICK FOR THIS ROLE. I SPEND MY MONEY FOR FUCKING DINOSAUR ||BONES|| OR 100-1000 LPS. and that's why i deserve the role.
