FUR

Prologue

He's so good. No, that's an understatement. He's so perfect. He is everything.

From his current position, jotting down something in his book with his eyeglasses on, you could say he's a smartass. No, not an ass, but one hell of an Einstein. Haha. Silly me!

Well yeah, like most charmed princes, he's good-looking.
Just by staring at his face would make you feel peace and at ease.
He's an angel, indeed. :3

But I wonder, mabait kaya siya? Never ko pa kasi siyang nakausap. :(

Tomorrow's our last day at school. Then, summer break na. Two months rin yun. And two months ko rin siyang hindi makikita, I guess? (Cross Fingers)

So, I gotta do something. I should make a move. It's now or never.

At present, recess na namin and I'm now walking down our school's gymnasium. When suddenly, at my peripherial view, I saw an incoming ball moving towards me. It was pretty late to dodge the ball, making me fall from my current position. And there goes my cake being eaten by the ground. Yes. I was handling a home-baked cake with me na pinag-ipunan ko pa talaga ang ingredients pangbake para sana ibigay sa lalaking pinapangarap ko. (Ambaduy. I know.)

Well, back to where I am now, my body and face kissing the rough surface of the ground, I lifted my head up seeing some of the students startled and some were laughing.

Then, a group of slutty bitches came. Yes. That's double kill. Sluts na nga, mga bitches pa. Eh sa complete package ang mga 'to eh. Wanna know why? Sila lang naman ang grupo ng mga makating kababaihan at mga chakang kabaklaan na walang ibang ginawa kundi ang mangbwisit sa buong taong pamamalagi ko sa paaralang ito. They made my life a living hell all throughout the years here in St. La Push University. At ako? Eh walang magawa. Edi isasabuhay! No effect 'yan sa'kin te. Hindi ako papatalo. Ako pa ba aadjust? Feslak nila. Ang chachaka! :p

"HAHAHA. Yan kasi! So stupid.", one bitch said.

"So tanga naman. Alam na ngang may naglalaro ng volleyball, rarampa pa talaga malapit rito? You deserve that dog!", the other said.

My temper raised to its peak. But then, as what I was known of, a coward, sat up, hugged my knees and looked down in shame. Then I heard someone talked from behind,

"You know what, hindi naman kayo ang natamaan ng bola't natumba. So what's with the fuss? Bakit? Ano bang pinaglalaban niyo? A sincere apology won't hurt.", and with that he left.

Oh shet! His face sounds familiar, ai este, voice pala. Hindi naman ako nakalingon eh. Sure ako, si King Jether Jotun (pronounced as 'hotun') yun. And NO. Hindi siya hari. King talaga pangalan niya. And he's my royalty. :D
And say whuuutttt? Did I just hear him defending me from those a-ca-bitches? (lakas makPitch Perfect :D)

At yun! Napahiya ang mga hitad at chakadolls. Yan napapala niyo!

Well, kung matapang nga lang sana ako, edi nasasabi ko na sana nang harap harapan ang mga nasa isip ko. Pero wala rin naman akong pinanghahawakan, so 'wag na lang. I'm better off this way.

I got up, now heading to my next class na nakayuko but with a wide smile on mah fes, of course. Nasayang man ang cake, atleast I know, he cared for me. And the rest just went by.

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And with no more further adieu, Im gonna introduce my soooo beautiful self na po.

But wait, do you really need to know?

Eh kasi, isa lang naman akong hamak na dukha. Pft! Dukha pero may oven sa bahay at nakapag-bake ng cake. Haha.

And worse, as what you've heard earlier, they called me dog. Why? Because I'm all SHAGGY, HAIRY and FURRY from the bottom to the top which makes me errrr... so manly. All over the body talaga just at the age of 18. Ang yaman ko naman ata sa buhok? Kung nabebenta nga lang 'to sana eh, each strands, yayaman talaga ako. ;D

And may worst pa, I'm not a girl. I'm GAY. Yet, I'm still happy. :')

And with that, everyone calls me FUR. Short for Finn Ulysses Realonda.