*In Camp Dior*
Jeffrey: After five long seasons of strategy, humor, romance and drama, it all comes down to this climactic conclusion. And now that I'm feeling better and back to normal, I should be able to actually enjoy this go around!
Michelle: You can thank me for that, hehe. But yes, together we will be hosting perhaps the craziest season of Total Drama Fantasy yet. I figured I had to make a wardrobe change for the occasion, hehe.
Jeffrey: And might I say, a fine one indeed, heh. With all of the twists and turns this season has in store, you're going to be in for a treat. Let's not forget our two interns, Ross and Marissa, will continue to assist us as we need it. They'd both be here right now, but they're preparing some things while we speak.
Michelle: And of course we can't forget the charming Chefette is back and better than ever. However she too, is busy right now.
Jeffrey: Contestants chosen for All Star status had to fall under a list of criteria provided to us by production. Whether it be through dominating performances, iconic gameplay, a dramatic presence, or clauses in their contract forcing them to be here ... We chose sixteen of the most memorable campers to return for one final time in order to see who truly is the most legendary contestant of them all.
Michelle: But it's not like this selection was easy. For those who were considered and competed in Yacht Adventure, they were given the option to come back, since their contract was completely fulfilled. However, plenty of them declined. Iris and Lilith decided to continue their travelling after Iris's win, while Ray got accepted early admission into an ivy league university.
Jeffrey: Lizzie and Levi also declined in order to continue their pursuit of searching for a school that would fit both of their needs. Ariana, God knows how much I appreciate her, actually started a talk show with Kim. Go figure!
Michelle: Trevor, commonly known as Lil Nugget, was recruited onto an e-sports team, while Rosalía was accepted into the art school of her dreams. As for everyone else, well, they didn't really fall under the specific ramifications needed for this season, hehe.
Jeffrey: That's not to say you'll never see them again, heh. Actually far from it.
*Plane flies above the island*
Jeffrey: Ooo, sounds like the All Stars are almost here! It's time to get this season officially underway. Want to do the honors?
Michelle: Do I ever, hehe. All Stars and Flop Stars alike are ready to compete for the final million dollars that they'll be able to cash in. But are you ready to watch the drama unfold? Stay tuned for this epic start of the season of Total Drama Fantasy All Stars!
*There plane floats above a couch next to Jeffrey and Michelle*
Jeffrey: Um, how does a plane just hover like that? It's not a helicopter ...
Michelle: Oh so now you question the logic and physics of the show? We've got other things to worry about. Like making sure the kids actually land on this couch ... How did we let Rupaul persuade us into allowing this?
Jeffrey: I think the real question is why did we think it was a good idea to let Chefette pilot the plane?
Chefette: Fml. I haven't flown a plane since the 1940s, but I've still got it.
Michelle: Whatever, let's just get these intros started. Contestants were all blindfolded and seated in separate compartments on the plane in order to keep them guessing who it is they're competing against. One by one, they'll fall down to reveal themselves! First up is ...
*Krystal stands on the plane blindfolded*
Krystal: If this is what I have to expect from this season then Sir Lord up above please help me. *jumps down and lands on the couch* Well whaddya know, I survived. Ooo Michelle, beautiful dress girl!
Michelle: Aw, thank you Krystal! I missed your sweet side.
Krystal: Don't get used to it. I'm ready to do whatever it takes again. Sure winning season two would have been sexier than a chiselled man applying sun lotion on himself on the beach during a hot summer's day, but this is All Stars we're talking about sweetie.
Jeffrey: Um ... Thanks for that. Who's next? ... Someone please jump.
Serena: This is all you got?! Bring it on! *flips down and lands on the couch* I had a lot of time to prepare for this season. Honed up on my gymnastic skills!
Krystal: The try hard tried even harder? Girl where is your threshold ...
Serena: Where's your neck pimple?
Krystal: Touché.
Michelle: This is fun. I'm having a good time.
Jeffrey: My first time talking to both of you in person and I've got to say ... You are exactly what I thought you would be like.
Krystal and Serena: Thanks!
*Jordan jumps down and lands on the couch*
Jordan: Phew, made it. Aye, Serena! Super pumped to see you back. And Krystal, good to see you icon. How's brady?
Krystal: A better question is asking how my knees are holding up.
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Jordan: Serena, make me forget about what she just said. You look like you're in great shape!
Serena: Thanks! You as well!
*Khandi jumps down and lands on the couch but bounces off and sits on Jordan*
Khandi: Thanks for cushioning Khandi's fall hun! Sorry about that!
Jordan: All good ... Totally not crushing my spleen or anything ... Heh ...
*Jordan and Khandi stand up*
Khandi: Ooo Krystal, how it be girl?
Krystal: Thank the Lord you're here Khandi, I was worried I'd be stuck with Goldilocks and Papa Bear.
Khandi: Khandi ready to slap my way to the end! These hands been craving some sensitive skin to crack!
Michelle: Now that's what I'm talking about! Some passion!
Jeffrey: Passion? More like a death threat. In any event, welcome to All Stars Khandi!
Khandi: Lemme just tell you Mr. Dumbboy, there'd be some serious problems if Khandi wasn't considered an All Star!
Jesse: Welp. Here goes nothing. *jumps down and lands on the couch but bounces off to the ground*
*Krystal, Serena, Jordan and Khandi all hold a 6/10 for Jesse*
Jordan: Could have been a better landing.
Khandi: Khandi thought you were gonna die!
Krystal: You're less hot now that I have a boyfriend.
Jesse: Missed all of you too?
Chloe: If I take this blindfold off and I see even one glimpse of that half red hair I might explode ... Maybe missing this couch is a better idea. *jumps down and lands on the couch* Hmph. Guess I'm just too good to commit die.
Serena: So is every past winner coming back? Why do they get another chance to win the money?
Jeffrey: It's not even about that. If you win a season, you're probably an All Star. Need the faces for views, you know? -- Wow okay, talking like a real Rupaul right there.
Michelle: Yeah, not a cute look -- I mean, oh look, our next camper!
Sean: Did I just hear Michelle? I'm coming my lady, haha! *jumps down and lands on the ground* Heh, I'm good, no scratches or anything, just excited to see my lady -- Who are you?
Jeffrey: Um, Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman? The other host here? We briefly met during the finale of Yacht Adventure?
Sean: Oh, right right. Paws off my lady, you hear. Heh, I'm just messin' ... Or am I?
Jordan: Seaney Boy! Haha great to see you my dude.
Sean: Yooo, two thirds of the squad! Where Brent at?
Chloe: You really think he'd be here? What has he done?
Krystal: Besides having an overall better placement average than you and being able to maintain a relationship, I -- Oh ... Oh sorry too soon?
Chloe: Watch it Krystal ...
*Blair jumps down and lands on the couch*
Blair: ... Figures. All of you were predictable guesses. Except Sean, why the fuck is he here?
Sean: Hey! Seaney Boy got some mad skills, just haven't gotten a chance to show 'em off!
Michelle: Sure Jan ... To be honest, not sure why he's here. Just following the protocol!
Jesse: Hey Blair. Happy to see you finally!
Blair: Uhuh, you too.
Khandi: Ouch! Cold shoulder! But the fearsome foursome is back and Khandi is happy!
Blair: It has been a while ...
*Willow jumps down and lands on the couch but bounces off to the ground*
Willow: And I thought I was good with falling from heights after skydiving in London!
Jeffrey: Willow, welcome back to the show. Have a good time with Iris and Lilith?
Willow: Oh you bet! But I was ready for a break. I think I'm finally over the whole homesickness thing though! -- Hey Jesse! Super glad to see you here. It's been a long time, haha.
Jesse: Hey Wills! You'll have to catch me up on all of your travels, haha.
Blair: ... Psh ...
Arya: *deep breath* Alright ... Brace yourself for what's about to come. Don't let it get to you. Remember what they taught me.
*Arya jumps down and lands on the couch*
Everyone: *le gasp*
Willow: What is she doing here? Arya's considered an All Star? In what world?!
Krystal: I think my wig has just been snatched.
Chloe: Why am I not surprised? This show loves to torture me, doesn't it?
Jordan: It loves to torture all of us but ... Yes, this one does bite for you.
Jeffrey: Production wanted some drama, what can we say.
Arya: I've actually gone to rehab and have been seeing a therapist. I'm here to fix my mistakes.
Khandi: Ha! There ain't no coming back from that!
Michelle: *whispers* She seems ... Normal? Is she actually going to bring drama?
Jeffrey: *whispers* She probably has some triggers that'll set her off, who knows.
Jesse: So that's ten of us. I assume the other six will be from last season's cast?
Michelle: Observant as always. They're up next! Drop 'em off Chefette!
Apollo: I'm not frightened. This will be fine! Resistance to the rescue!
*Apollo jumps down and lands on the couch but bounces off to the ground*
Apollo: Of course ...
Jeffrey: Welcome Apollo!
Apollo: Thanks ... Even though it feels like I never left!
Jordan: What's up? Congrats on the win!
Apollo: Oh, well thank you! It was quite exhilarating, haha!
*Luna jumps sitting down and lands on Apollo*
Apollo: Ow Luna! Come on!
Luna: Not my fault you were in my way. Jeffrey, what was the point in sending us home for a week if we were just coming right back here?
Michelle: Oh I like her! The sass.
Blair: The amount of edgy girls like you is starting to become annoying.
Luna: Not like daddy issue girls are any less common.
Krystal: I can get with this dynamic.
Apollo: This is some fascinating banter but can you please get off me now? I'm starting to have difficulty with my breathing!
Sean: Don't tell me my brother is coming back, he did the Robinson family dirty with that cheating!
Willow: Oh it's not like you would never think about doing that too Sean.
Sean: Think about it maybe. Go through with it, nah man!
*Logan jumps down and lands on the couch*
Logan: You were sayin' little bro? Heh.
Sean: Oh great ...
Chloe: Didn't taller Sean literally rig votes? Why is he back?
Michelle: Similar to Arya. Drama. Ratings. I don't know. We don't get much say anymore.
Jeffrey: Which is really not cool ...
Logan: Oh relaxxx, heh. You just scared your big bro is gonna outplace you again?
*Elise jumps down and lands on the couch but bounces off and stands on top of Logan*
Elise: Ha! I did that while blindfolded! One of my many talents you'll never get to see in bed!
Khandi: Now that's one raunchy girl!
Elise: Who you talkin' 'bout, me? Mawma no filter is the best filter!
Khandi: Khandi would smack you upside the face but part of me thinks you'd like it!
Jay: The same old smell of bullshit is in the air. Welcome back to camp, Jay. *jumps down and lands on the couch* Back and reporting for duty, heh. How goes it everyone?
Luna: Did falling fast amongst the trees excite you Jay?
Jay: Ha ha, very funny.
Sean: Ohhh, you're the pansexual dude right? Can I ask you a question? Heh.
Jay: Um sure, go for it.
Sean: Okay cool, so I don't really know how that stuff works, so like ... How do you determine if you want a dick up your ass or you wanna fondle some titties, ya know what I'm sayin'?
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Sean: What? I seriously don't know, heh.
Jay: Do you understand what it even means — Nevermind, you clearly don't. I'm just not gonna answer that one for ya buddy, nice to meet you though.
Willow: Nice to see that some things never change ...
*Marina jumps down and lands on the couch*
Marina: I take it I'm the last one? — Oh good, Serena's here! What's up sis?
Serena: Not much! This is the moment I've been training for!
Jordan: Serena, you never told me your sister is ... Well THAT.
Marina: Yes, I am indeed a that. Nice to meet you too, THAT friend of Serena.
Michelle: Well isn't this lovely? Everyone's finally here!
Jeffrey: They'll have plenty of time to mingle today, but first we have to move on to the inevitable rules and regulations part of the episode. Haven't you all missed that?
Everyone: Nope!
Jeffrey: Me neither. Anyway, I'm sure you're all wondering what this gigantic mansion is doing here, so follow us inside and we'll start explaining.
(C) Logan: Guess I'll start us off with the confessionals, heh. I'm pretty pumped to be here. Considered an All Star? What Robinson wouldn't be, heh.
(C) Blair: I'm not leaving this place until I have that briefcase in my hands.
(C) Jordan: A two time win would be nice, but everyone here is a pretty big threat.
(C) Luna: I don't really care what I have to do to win this season.
(C) Apollo: I'm 100% devoted to giving this season my all once more!
(C) Khandi: By the end of this season, everyone boutta consider Khandi as the
(C) Willow, Elise, Jesse, Chloe, Arya, Sean, Krystal, Marina, Serena and Jay: MOST LEGENDARY CONTESTANT EVER!
