tired [t. revengers chatfic]

Spoon

Total Psychopath
How to kill someone but when we got
caught we could give them a very stupid
statement that make them go loading??

Beloved Bitch♡
Use a spoon, that would make them loading
for a long time and that's your chance to run

Zebra on the lose
How-

Bald Babysitter
A spoon?

That Harmless thing?

That we use to eat??

Are you serious?

Immortal Crybaby
If It's Y/n, then everything that exist
she can use to kill or just turned killable
if it's in Y/n's hand 

Stab2 MF
Even a cotton?

Immortal Crybaby
Even a small piece of cotton

Total Psychopath
If it's really killable, then explain

Beloved Bitch♡
With pleasure >3

The ways that I have used iss
- Attach the spoon to a high voltage source
and get your target to grab it

Total Psychopath
Too basic

Bald Babysitter
Wait- WHY TF DID YOU ASK
IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Taka-Chan♡ 
wait..

Total Psychopath
Idekm

Beloved Bitch♡
- Stab them in the spine. Either it'll paralyze them
or kill them slowly and torturously.

- Shove the spoon down their throat and watch
them slowly choke and writhe on the ground.

Taka-Chan♡
did she really type 'used'??

 Immortal Crybaby
I told you

Zebra on the lose
Wha-

You can do that???

Stab2 MF
I quite concern about your mental y/n

Beloved Bitch♡
- If you sharpen the edge of the spoon, you may
proceed to stab a man, woman, small child or baby
animal (or, if you're suicidal, YOU....) in the throat.
If that person/baby/animal/you has an Adam's Apple,
well then, it's your lucky day! Unless you're suicidal.
Or stupid. Then you're dead.
Because you made yourself...dead.

Either:
"You're a retard," or, "Good for you, you're dead."

Zebra on the lose
I-

Beloved Bitch♡
This is my favourite one :DD
- Slap the man in the balls. A punishment worse
than death.

- Cut open their balls with the sharpened spoon
and replace their eyes with their balls.

I swear, it's worth it :DDD

Immortal Crybaby
... wtf

ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴄʀʏʙᴀʙʏ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ...

Bald Babysitter
Sanzu has been gone too quite rn

Stab2 MF
probbly writing it all down :\

Beloved Bitch♡
- just plain out stab them. With the hole
that you made start having sex with it like
it was your girlfriend/boyfriend that you just killed.

Zebra on the lose
SEX-

Bald Babysitter
DO YOU REALLY NEED TO TYPE THAT?!?!

Total Psychopath
Damn too detailed y/n, toooo detailed...

Beloved Bitch♡
- Somehow manage to load the spoon into a gun
and shoot the sons o' bitches :)

Bald Babysitter
That a creative one

Beloved Bitch♡
- Shove the spoon through a person's nose or
eyes and reach the brain, poke it, jab it, and wait
till they're dead. Modern mummification.

As I always said, Be creative and scoop out their
eyes and poke their brain with your spoon then
boil their eyes only the eyes and add salt and pepper

Tastes just like a hard-boiled egg :DD

Stab2 MF
yOU sure You OkAY??

Beloved Bitch♡
No