Wait, So your a gay!? A Bakudeku story. 1950s au. My hero academia Fanfiction

Pilot

3rd POV
"Shit! I forgot to turn off the television this morning " katsuki growled after plowing onto his white and light brown striped sofa in the evening of a November day.

"Buy Gay away spray today To keep the sinners away! ( gay away spray is not responsible for any harm to homosexuals)" the television spoke."Ugh, stupid commercials" katsuki groaned while opening his evening copy of the " San Francisco Chronicle". "Remember folks it's gonna be sunny all day!" The weather man spoke

katsuki had just come home from his job at the 'Eat This!' Work building, He is the head of financial management.

Katsuki turned off the television and proceeded to remove his coat and tie.

"Mr Bakugo!" Shouted a peppy lady from outside katsuki's window. "Oh god, the beavers home" katsuki thought as he rolled his eyes as Mrs. cockblock let herself in. Mrs cockblock was katsuki's neighbor. ( you'll see why she's named that)
The pale lady lived in a two-story suburban home with her husband, mr cockblock (who katsuki heard cheating on her more times than he could count). And their two children, Robert and Linda who katsuki was heavily annoyed by.

" you know this house is way too big for you don't ya think?" Mrs. Cockblock asked " well, I bought a house in the suburbs for a reason, to be alone!." Katsuki shot back " this house at'a be for a family! I found this nice couple and mailed them some photogra-"

" don't send extras pictures of my house" katsuki snarled

"Oh come on, they offered 200,000 dollars!" Mrs. Cockblock stated with pep

" that's really nice, but I'd rather you run back to your little post box and mail them a nice letter" katsuki said in a sarcastic tone

"Oh, I knew you would accept one of the offers at so-"

"AND TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF" katsuki growled

mrs cockblock stood there looking if she has just seen her house burn down. " well that was very rude mr bakug-"

"AND WHILE YOUR AT IT WHY DONT YOU GO DO THE SAME" katsuki yelled, standing up to push her out of his house, onto the front porch.

mrs. Cockblock dusted her clothing in disbelief.

"Oh, and go say hi to your whore husband and bitchy kids" "wont'cha?" Katsuki asked in a snappy tone while mockingly saying the last word. He then proceeded to slam the door in her face.

Mrs.cockblock began her treck home while pouting in defeat.

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"Extra" katsuki mumbled picking up the newspaper on the coffee table to continue his reading of page 5

"Game show canceled.....bankrupt......" "todoroki appliances against eat this appliances test? Heh, we always win" katsuki said in a cocky tone. Katsukis attention was turned to the ringing phone. "Err"

" DANG DANG DIGGITY DANG A DANG DANGGG DONGGG RINNG RANGG BIATCH RINGGG" the telephone rang annoyingly while Katsuki stood up to answer the phone in the kitchen

" what do you want extra" katsuki snarled

"Hey bakubro!"

"What shitty hair?"

" I thought you might need some comfort because you just broke up with yaoyarozu....

" no thanks, she was a slut"

Katsuki and momo started dateing a few weeks ago. momo was'nt exactly a good girlfriend, constantly asking him for "favors", makeing up excuses to ditch dates, and ALWAYS asking for money. Katsuki didn't even like her in the first place, he just did it to please his mom so she wouldn't nag him to get a girlfriend. They dated for a while until katsuki caught todoroki and momo having sex in HIS house. Of course he broke up with the whore.

Todoroki was the son of the ceo of " Todoroki appliances". The company katsuki worked at's rival.

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"It's still really sad bro.... Don't you think that I should comfort you?......"

Kirishima had a massive crush on bakugo, about since they met in high school. Katsuki didn't know this with his eyes set on someone else, and kirishima knew he didn't have a chance. But with katsuki's crush somewhere else he finally had his chance.

" as I said, no thanks shitty hair. See ya on Monday" -------

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Katsuki's POV:

The phone annoyingly began to ring again.

"WHAT SHITTY HAI-"

"THATS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER" unexpectedly the old hag was calling.

"What do you want old hag?" I asked

"Izukus comeing back to town so I want you to pick him up and bring him to his apartment." The old hag said in a lovingly tone

"EHH??!! I AM NOT GONNA PICK UP THAT DAMN NERD!!" I almost yelled

Me and deku don't have as good of a relationship as I would like. I actually like the nerd. But I can't, I just-

I Can't

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815 words in total

YAY the first episode done 😂

Thank you for reading this chapter

I made a few references 😅 maybe you caught them 🤨

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