I get up from sleeping lol jk I don't sleep. I was on tumblr all night reading larry smut lawlz.
I take a shower lol how original I know..
I undress and start french braiding my long flowing pubes. suddenly my window breaks open and out pops zayn.
I scream and beat him with my anti dandruff girl shampoo bottle bc how the hell did he get in my house lln???
he bleeds to death. so I use him as my sex slave for the next few weeks until I get a new dead body.
ha how pleasant
