FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
DAMNIT KEY GET IN THE DAMN DOORR
FINALLY-
"I'M BACK BETCHES!!"
"In here!"
kitchen, ok
"MMMM! What are you cooking? It smells SO GOOD!"
"Homemade lasagna."
"Oooooh yumm!"
"Y/N!"
"Hm? What's up Ash?"
"What friend were you out with, and how the hell did you manage to get one that fast, we've had ONE SCHOOL DAY SO FAR!"
"Their name's Heizou, and we met in PE, I beat them in a race-kinda-thing, and we talked for a bit after, but we didn't have any classes together after then, so we agreed to go to the cafe. That simple."
"Sneaky move, using they/them instead of any others so I don't tease you in case it's a guy."
"What can I say, I'm getting smarter than you, brother, and you would be able to tease me even if it was a girl, seeing as I'm bi."
"Oh yeah... I forgot."
Of course he did.
*cue eye roll*
"Anyways, I'm gonna go clean up and change, so I'll be right back."
*timeskip to after dinner cuz I'm lazy*
ah yes, music and reading.
PERFECTION!!
wait wtf is that noise
AAA WTF IS HITTING MY WINDOW?!?!?!?
oh shit, what if someone trying to break in??
ok, ok Y/N calm down
open the curtains and look it's that simple.
ok
"AH-!"
OK WTF WHY ARE PEBBLES HITTING MY WINDOW AND WHO IS THROWING THEM
...
"WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU AT MY HOUSE AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIGURE OUT THIS WAS MINE???"
"Let's just say I'm good friends with the school secretary, a.k.a. I have dirt on her and know how to effectively blackmail... but we don't talk about that!"
"Still! Why are you here!?!?"
"Because!"
"BUT WHY!?"
"I wanted to see you."
"But you literally were in the cafe with me an hour ago."
"Ok and?"
"Oh my archon, ok, there's a ladder on the side of the garage that should be tall enough to get you up here."
"Bet."
ughhh
dumb bitch
hot, but a dumb bitch
YOU ARE READING
~Heizou x NB!reader~ (REWRITING!!)
Fanfiction"Not in a sense that I wanna mess with you, but, in a sense that I wanna mess you up.~" (mm Azeru 😍) I LOVE THIS BITCH SM HELP HES JUST SO SNDSKFHJSGF