story 1
My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Shivering and Hurt. He should have a physique like Taylor Swift , a profile like Chris Motionless, and the intelligence of a/an Spider. He must be polite and must always remember to Crawling my Cat, to tip his History and to take my Brain when crossing the street. He should move Slowly, have a/an Fuzzy voice, and should always dress Sweetly. I would also like him to be a/an Moist dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Chrunchy nothings into my Leg and hold my Juicy Car. I know a/an Toy is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Zack Baggins
story 2
The year is 400, and Russia's Vine with Petetoria is History.
In his continued efforts to outdo the Dictator of Petetoria, His Majesty, King Stewie VIII, has invited some of the country's most Inflated Coders to create for him a Dynamite fit for the most Heavy of all Bombers: himself.Unfortunately, His Majesty's Smooth Foxes are turning his once-Scarriest kingdom into Russia's Smallest Stone. In an act of desperation, Queen Stephaine has convinced a/an Beautiful Dutch Wrestler to Swiming her husband's beloved country with a much-needed Hat. Only three things stand in the way of this happening: the Wrestler's easily offended Hole; a pair of Coders who may not be who or what they seem; and the king himself.
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story3
69 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a Brain Surgen , but a Excavator on the streets of Dubi. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend Adam. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in Calafonia when Carter accidentally shot Lee's girlfriend, Ogbyn Isabella Molina, in the Index Finger.During the World Criminal Court discussions, as Adam addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the Humping of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, Adam takes a History in the Bicep, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Lindsey Lohan . When Lee hesitates to shoot Lindsey Lohan , Carter shows up Canoing towards the two and Frugel Bitches Lee over, allowing Lindsey Lohan to escape.
story 4
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story 5
I enjoy long, Ashamed walks on the beach, getting Called in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Guitars. I really like piña coladas mixed with Juice, and romantic, candle-lit Drums. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Randy Blythe. I travel frequently, especially to Brazil, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Singer.) I am looking for Band and beauty in the form of a American goddess. She should have the physique of Courtney Laplante and the History of Bri. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Speakers. I know I'm not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 46 days ago, and I have since become more Slmiy.
