He gazed across the room his bright yellow orbs glistened like the end of a stick *win key face*
"Yo waddup homeslice" he gasped as he scanned my corpse with his erect face balls.
I smiled, hes gay asf. Everyone knows him and Freddy had intercourse behind the local taco bell. He likes to pretend he slays but the truth is that he does not. Still, I decided to slowly stalk towards him like a cougar overdosed on his grandmas ashes. Our balls made ball contact with each other and I noticed him smiling. The crease underneath his balls were deeper than the fnaf lore. More complex too. I stared into his balls, his balls are so beautiful and he knows that.
"I didn't expect to see you here." I smiled at him and as a result noticed his balls going towards my mouth.
"I couldn't miss this funeral, it's actually my dads." He laughed.
Suddenly he pounced onto me like he was a fly and I was dogshit, he pulled me into a closet by my hair and we started to battle. This was like no fight u have ever fought. It involved sex.
