Joe Biden wasn't like other guys.
He awed crowds of people as he walked by, with his little cute butt and frail body.
Every one got erect and started doing doing the nae nae with each other.
He was a total hot babe magnet.
Just as had always been.
Joe practically runs the school.
(Did I mention that he goes to Riverdale?)
One day, a new hot bombshell enters the villa.
*don't call me up starts playing*
Vlad, is what everyone called him.
Vladimir Putin.
The moment Joe layed eyes on him, he knew this "Vlad" guy was bad news.
"Vlad" had a 6 pack, broad shoulders, and some DAMN GUNS.
Joe was a good puppy boy, so he wasn't fooled by it. Not a single bit. He glared at his magnificent bod and hottie face from the distance as Putin walked through the hallway.
Vladimir walked over to Joe Biden and leaned over him, growling, "grrrr, hey there hottie~"
Joe was infuriated and intimidated by how this-
This- newbie was making him feel.
Joe got flustered and he felt something rise in his pants, uncomfortable and screaming to be let out.
'FuucCckck~'. He thought.
'I've gotta get out of here, fast before I combust and my nut paints the school walls.'
"L-L- Leave m- me alone, jerk!" Joe remarked, hiding his horned up expression. He didn't want to be caught lackin by his new sworn enemy.
He pushed Vladimir aside and ran to the bathrooms, leaving Vlad just standing there, menacingly.
Joe went into a stall, locking himself inside. He pulled out his small little piggy cock, which had a little red ribbon tied around it. He untied the ribbon and put it in his pocket. He won't need it for now.
Joe grabs his kawaii wiener as it started singin kumbaya to him in a sweet angelic voice, and begging to be beat the living shit out of.
Joe wanted to give himself satisfaction. His little cute piggie cock deserved it.
Sweet little baby was begging for it since last night when he was looking at Google reviews of daycares.
Joe beat his rod of ham to space and back, farther than NASA, so far that his piggy cock started astral projecting.
He let out his jizz with a super load moan that could be heard from Antarctica, staining the stall walls.
His piggie cock could rest now, so he tied the red ribbon on it again. He left the mess there. He didn't care if anyone saw his come, as it was a blessing.
He hid away his piggie cock in his tighty whities, as he zipped up his pants.
He forgor to wash his hands, leaving in a hurry for his next class. He ran to class, his smol bean cutie nipples bouncing up and down visibly, even though he was wearing a shirt. A Polo to be precise.
'I hope that freak isn't in any of my classes. I almost lost control when he confronted me last time. I have to keep calm around him. I don't even like him. Not at all, even though he has a killer bod.'
Joe thought to himself, biting his lips.
Joe walks into class, mouth agape as in his demise, Vlad WAS indeed in his class, and not only that— but he was also seated. Right. Next. To. Joe.
'Shit! My little smol bean self won't be in control!'
He took his seat and kept his head down the entirety of the class period. He wanted to stare at that scary beauty he hated SO MUCH, but he kept one ounce of dignity and stayed put. He then ran all the way home as fast as he could.
He then went to bed and attempted at sucking himself off, somehow succeeding to his piggie cock's tip, but not any farther. Joe fell asleep wanting more. He felt as if something in his life was missing. A missing puzzle piece.
He didn't know what exactly though.
He dreamt about being Vlad's personal house pet and clipping his nails so he got a boner and started jacking himself off mechanically, since he's done it so many more times before.
He busted a fast nut and rested peacefully until the next day.
