Once apon a time there was a hippie named joe. He lives in a barn. He would go and hang out with his friends at the bar. Joe did not drink, so he got a root beer. ( joe thinks that root beer is made from beer, and roots) so he got a root beer and drank it all. Joes friend billy was talking to joe.
"Can i have some money to buy a elephant??" Said billy
And joe said "i would give u some but i don't like elephants."
Then billy got mad because his mom had a pet elephant and she got killed by one so he loves them now.
You may be asking why does he love elephants when his mom died from one? Well that is because she hated elephants and his mom told him to love elephants and he will not get killed by some elephants.
So billy said "ok, the can i have money to buy a dog?"
Joe said " i guess u can."
So billy and joe walked to the pet store and bot a dog. And billy named it bob!!
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