one day belle woke and cried. she cried because she needs a man. wants? no! needs? yes. belle was so sad. until...
a stone was thrown at her juicy ahh window and she jumped. her big bum jiggled as she strutted to her crust coated window and had to blow the dust away to see out of it. when all of the dead skin cells were floating through the thick dense air, she sneaked a peak of the golden haired, big beautiful blue eyed beauty of a prince like inhumanely gorgeous specimen outside, staring up at her with dreamy eyes.
"wha?!" she yelled outside to him.
"i'm 'ere to declare my luv to you my pretty princess! can i nibble on your toes pls?!" he begged with unforgivable eyes like the unforgivableness of belles juicy valumptiois massive cheeks.
"get lost you freak i dunno you." she blew him off, secretly wishing he was currently nibblin on her toes.
the issue is is that she was scared of rejection coz she's goofy ahh.
goofy goofy gril xx
