wyatt and fletcher have been in a coma for 30 years
fan 1: man do u remember The Garden? they were so cool you know. before the.... incident
fan 2: yea i know it's really sad. i wonder if they'll ever wake up.
fan 3: wait what incident?
fan 1: shhh we don't talk about it
fan 3: oh ok
*fox news breaking news* "twin legends wyatt and fletcher shears have awoken from their 30 year slumber"
*fans fall to the floor in shock"
*in unison* " OH MY GOD"
fan 1: we have to go see them at the hospital
doctor: "sorry it's family only"
fan 2: *hits doc* oh yea ? is it still family only ?
doctor: "ok go in"
wyatt and fletcher : hi. we are trying to learn how to walk and talk. we don't have memory of anything.
fan 2: wait so u guys don't remember ur guys music ?
wyatt and fletcher : "no. what music?"
fans start crying
doctor :ok y'all should go
-they never recovered their memory - the end
