Spongebob's Famous Quotes

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 Everyone who is a fan of spongebob have all these as your quotes! Take a read and tell me your favourite one! If you love them all then PLEASE vote! Thanks everyone

1)

Patrick: I'm mad.

Spongebob: What's the matter Patrick?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

2) 

Patrick: Are you Squidward?

Fire Hydrant: .....

Patrick: That's okay take your time.

3)

Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

4)

Spongebob: Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. 

5)

Squidward: This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color...

6)

Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!

7)

Mr. Krabs: The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.

8)

Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!

9)

Plankton: That's it mister! you just lost your brain privleges!

10)

Plankton: Holographic Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!

11)

Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!

12)

Squidward: *playing clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like*

*Knock on door*

Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises...

Squidward: *slams door*

13)

Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're sitting on my face.... which is also my body.

14)

Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24!

Patrick: Yeah???

Spongebob: ....25!

15)

Mermaid Man: We don't really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?

16)

Spongebob: OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! 

17)

*Squidward runs past*

Spongebob: Hey! That looked like Squidward!

*Angry mob of squids run past*

Spongebob: That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form!

18)

Squidward: Spongebob, I really DO like you!

Spongebob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to clean my toilet.

19) 

Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End.

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I love spongebob, who agrees, he's just amazing! Yes, I know I'm sixteen, but your never to old for spongebob! Hahah, enjoy, I might find out more and upload!

                           ~AuroraBee22 <3

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