Hostile One

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You are now Homestuck Fandom and you realised that you have a clone named Hostilestuck Fandom. He is from a alternate universe, and you are scared.

Homestuck:Talk to Sherlock

accusedGigapause [AG] is pestering consultiveDetective [CD]

AG:Hello?? Have you Heard of HoStileStuck??

CD:yeah... i saw him while i was talking to Doctor Who and Supernatural

AG:okay... He iS Scaring me for Some reaSon

CD:i think he is apart of crockercorp.

AG:wHat'S crockercorp?

CD:Crockercorp is a dangerous group, the members that i know are:Weezer, Florence and the Machine, Twenty One Pilots, and Homestuck^2, your brother.

AG:okay. bye!

CD:bye.

AccusedGigapause [AG] has stopped pestering consultiveDetective [CD]

You go outside to the park, you see you group along with the other fandoms, talking about something. You decide to join in.

DIALOUGE

Mudvayne:Ughh..... HE SCRATCHED MY FACE!

Paramore:He also scratched my eye!

Limp Bizkit:Who are you guys talking about?

Mudvayne:Hostilestuck, he is Homestuck Fandom from an alternate universe, and he is TERRIFIYING!

Homestuck:Hostile..stuck??

Mudvayne:He's a bad person, you better watch out for him.

Homestuck:Okay.

You go home.

THE NEXT DAY

You are now Hostilestuck Fandom and you caught someone, you make them HORRIRFYING. You also caught another fandom.

Hostilestuck:Disguise as 2Ptalia

You disguise as 2Ptalia Fandom and you are going to catch Hetalia....

Be Paramore Fandom

You are now Paramore Fandom and you are SO concerned about Hostilestuck, you decide to chat with your kismesis.

decodedFun [DF] is pestering rockingRapper [RR]

DF:Hello?

DF:Helloooooooo

DF:Are you here?

RR:HEY.

DF:Linkin!?

rockingRapper [RR] has blocked decodedFun [DF]

You obviously think it was Hostilestuck going on his account. You put on your jacket and your rose-coloured glasses and dash out of your house..

A FEW HOURS AGO...

In a hotel apartment, Hostilestuck approached Linkin Park Fandom, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" screamed Linkin Park as he got cornered by Hostilestuck. He did it. He stabbed Linkin Park fandom with his claw, then scratching his (Linkin Park Fandom) neck so it bleeds. He throws the corpse outside the window and he goes down, putting the corpse in a duffel bag and dumping it in an alleyway with a few garbage bags. He makes sure that the blood isn't visible when someone walks by the alley. Cluster Countries Fandom walks by the alley, pretending that there is no blood.

Paramore:Be Cluster Countries Fandom

You are now Cluster Countries Fandom and you are an investigator/detective (????, because of Sherlock Fandom), you LOVE telling other country-fandoms to touch grass (even though you're a country-fandom) and you HATE weird and problematic country-fandom fans. You also have a crush on Rozen Maiden Fandom and South Park Fandom.

Cluster Countries: Wait...

It's Countryhumans.

mirroredCluster [MC] is pestering personifiedCountry [PC]

PC:wanna see a mini movie i'm making??

MC:No.

PC:WHY!?

MC:I'm busy.

mirroredCluster [MC] has stopped pestering personifiedCountry [PC]

Cluster Countries:Tell the countryfandoms about Hostilestuck

It's 2:40 am and you tell the countryfandoms about Hostilestuck.

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CURRENT mirroredCluster [CMC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board COUNTRYFANDOM UNITY.

CMC:Everyone. As i can remember, someone is KILLING people and now what!?

CURRENT personifiedCountry [CPC] responded to memo.

CPC:It's 2 am, WHY ARE YOU MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2 AM!?

CMC:Because i can.

??? mirroredCluster [?MC] ??? HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

?MC:I THINK HOSTILESTUCK KILLED ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

CMC:Hostilestuck?

?MC:YEAH, AND I RECENTLY FOUND HETALIA'S BODY IN A RIVER.

?MC:I THINK THIS IS THE WORST TIME EVER.

?MC:SO POLANDBALL GOT DISMEMBERED, LIKE ALL HIS LIMBS ARE CHOPPED OFF, THEN THROWN IN AN ALLEYWAY, SATW BETRAYED US BY KILLING ROZEN MAIDEN, WHICH HE DID BY STUFFING HER INSIDE THIS THING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS THE WORD WAS, AND FINALLY, COUNTRYHUMANS SHOT THEMSELVES, I'M SO TERRIFIED.

??? scandinavianPerkele [?SP] ??? HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

?SP:hey.

?MC:WHAT THE HELL, SATW.

?SP:i literary killed hetalia with a chainsaw.

?MC:WHY.

?SP:why not?

CMC:What the hell, SATW from another timeline

?SP:....

CMC closed memo.

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What the hell happened, was the other you from another timeline? You need to go to the alleyway again tonight.

A FEW HOURS LATER

You look at the alleyway, it seems that there's a few blood near the garbage bags, so you looked through them. Finally, you found a duffel bag, so you zip it down and DID HE... MULITATE HIM?!?!?! You feel so concerned that you call the police...

Be Paramore Fandom

You are now Paramore Fandom (20 minutes after) and wait.... IS THAT YOUR KISMESIS?! You kind of feel bad for him..

Paramore Fandom:Sob a little

You sob a little while you walk home..

THE NEXT DAY

You are now Cluster Countries Fandom and you are going make a post about Hostilestuck, but first you need to talk to Polandball, you wal;k down the stairs and go to the park, where Polandball told you to meet him.

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Sep 04, 2022 ⏰

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