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Luka and ash part 2

( this is a thought I keep having Luka pls don't tell ash and the deer this 😭 )

Me : *chilling*
*Ash and Luka walk into my room*
Ash : hello my dear
Me : ah!- oh henlo
Luka : ^v^ we wanted to tell you something
Me : wants that?
* Ash and Luka both kiss my cheeks *
Ash : happy birthday~
Luka : happy birthday~
Me :@///////////@
Ash : heh I think he liked his present
Luka : same
Me : -////////-

Ash : aw he's blushing
Luka : really? Aw that's cute, vamp boy is blushing
Me : oh hush up it's not like I can control it T//////T
Ash : it's pretty pathetic that me and Luka can just kiss you and your already redder than a tomato
Me : o//////////////o
Luka : he got even redder! Ash I think he might have a degrading kink
Ash : good to know~
Me : @///////////@

Ash : so my dear, what do you plan on doing today?
Me : stuffing my face with cake and crying because my period is on the same fucking day.
Luka : oh
Ash : no wonder I smell blood I just figured sense your a vampire you'd smell like blood
Luka : yo a woman!?
Me : exuseeee meee princess I'm transgender
Luka : oh
Ash : ^V^
Me : I still wanna stuff my face with cake and cry to be honest
Luka : no crying
Ash : yea no crying
Me : dammit..