Chloe: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Jenna: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Chloe: Then you're poisonous. Jenna, learn to listen.
Jenna: What if it bites itself and I die?
Chloe: That's voodoo.
Jenna: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Chloe: That's correlation, not causation.
Jenna: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Natsuki: That's kinky.
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HumorJust some funny junk from the people of my OC's world! Read Individual to understand this better. This will also include my friend's OC, Natsuki_Takuya! I suggest checking out her stories, they're great!