Dakoda's Birthday Fanfiction ;)

Fanfiction Timeout

Dakoda was sitting at home, the faint sounds of Doggy's luscious voice singing "The Man" by Taylor Swift filtered the air. It was her first day of school and she was absolutely dreading it. Her 10 minutes without fanfiction detention was killing her. 

"Doggy is 10 minute fanfiction time out nearly done?"

"No, you still have 15 minutes left" Doggy's brisk voice barked back.

15 minutes... wait wasn't it 10?

"No it was an hour long. I'm so sorry Dakoda, this must be incredibly hard for you." Aidan Gallagher says as he suddenly appears out of the Upside Down, his arm slung around Charlotte and Morgan's waists.

"Charlotte ?! Morgan ?! What are you guys doing here?"

"Shouldn't you be asking why Aidan's here?" Morgan says her eyebrows raised.

"No, Aidan comes here all the time. Although sometimes he brings Luther and Klaus Hargreeves from the hit Netflix tv show The Umbrella Academy." Dakoda says her eyes downcast as her favourite not-real-siblings-incestuous ship wasn't there.

The Upside Down portal opens once more and out slurps Luther and Klaus caught in one compromising position. 

Dakoda stands up applauding the spectacle, tears spilling from her brown orbs. This was almost like a fanfiction she once read about Steve Harrington and Billy Hargrove where they pissed in each other's mouths or something. The memory was becoming quite hazy but, this scene of Luther and Klaus brought the memory from the deepest, darkest pits of her memory where all sorts of creatures lurked. 

That's where she kept Ashton, hiding her true feelings for him there.

"Hi, it's nice to meet you I'm Luther and this is my lover Klaus" Luther introduces himself, extending his girthy, muscular fist for Dakoda to awkwardly high five. 

Is Dakoda's mind playing tricks on her or was it Alison and Luther that was in the weird age gap relationship ? No that was simply all wrong. Her heart had always beat for the OTP that is Luthraus. Obviously.

Klaus blew Dakoda a quick queef from his mouth and giggled timidly.

"That's enough love for now you guys." Aidan pushed through. "Although I do have a song prepared for my special lovely little toe-tapping ladies" He gestured to Morgan and Charlotte on either side, who slowly started to warm up their dogs. 

*The faint notes of Fourth of July start playing* 

Kiss me like it was the 4th of July
Fireworks froze like stars in the sky
I'll always remember the 4th of July
The look in your eyes

Dakoda smiles lovingly to herself, reminiscing on all the Aidan Gallagher fanfictions she had read and to finally see her friends achieve their dreams of being with him, made her slightly emotional. She was happy for them but, couldn't help but wonder when it was her turn to find true love.

Her time was coming...

The Upside Down portal, which at this point just lived in her lounge room, started gurgling and spilling green goo all over the floor.

Had Koda's prayers been answered?

Out of the portal, popped Ashton who was hand in hand with Percy Jackson who was hand in hand with Alyssa who was hand in hand with Steve Harrington (the piss kink guy? really Dakoda?). 

All of Dakoda's past loves stood there. It was almost like an episode from the Bachelorette. Except there was only four options and two of which were actually plausible to choose. (I'll let you decide which, dear reader.)