Dakoda's Birthday Fanfiction ;)

The Sequel

It had been centuries since Dakoda's venture into the delirious unconsciousness of her withdrawals to fanfiction. She had found that she could control herself somewhat. (or at least that's what she tells us) as we peer at her smut riddled Top Gun fanfiction when she is 'supposedly' studying.

Doggy sadly doesn't have the power to condemn her to fanfiction timeout anymore as she has reached the legal age of drinking which also means the legal age where your parent's can't put you in fanfiction timeout. Her fevered gaze falls upon her maths teacher as the echoing voice of Morgan and Charlotte, "Andy's coming" reverberates off her skull. His daddy long legs and tight rump has her drooling all over the desk, creating a flood that pushes her into Gillfishes crotch.

"Oh my, Dakoda! At least buy me dinner first!" He chuckles with a grin of sexual undertones. Dakoda watches in enrapture as she pictures her naughty dream of him fully exposed with a singular striped tie. She giggles quietly, "Gillfish?!" her mouth becomes moist. "C-Can I?" He raises one perfectly arched eyebrow. "Can you what my little pumpersnickle?.." Dakoda sighs in shock, mustering up the courage to ask what was always on the tip of her tongue. "Can I teach you? You be the student, I be the teacher." Her fantasies would be fulfilled if he only said one word.

Yes.. just say yes.

We could be beautiful you and I. You could be the age gap I never wanted, the age gap I hated. But, something about me just keeps wanting more. Just gillpickle and kodaqueen for the win.. right? That's how it could be as a single tear slips from her dark brown orbs, her teeth catching between her bit lip and nostril. Or would he torment her like the other meaningless toys he discarded. Andy's always coming but, when will it be for her? She strokes his name engraved in her foot in infinite ink. "I might kill my Gill not the best idea... his new student Danica's next.. how'd I get here" She shudders in disgust.

"NO!" She hears a voice scream barging into the classroom armed with roses, extra lubed up condoms (Kodas favourite, whoever this mystery *tall* weird looking fellow was, he knew her well) and a singular ring made out of bluetack. What was the question again? Oh yes she was asking the gillmeister whether he wanted to be her student. That's right. Now we're back on track.

Koda rolls her eyes, "he's right behind me isn't he?"

She didn't have to look around to know it was the infamous Caldog, or as some people called him J. Alfred Prufrock, a man racked with a hundred indecisions and visions and revisions. The Caldog had been pursuing Dakoda for decades, hoping her eyes would avert from Top Gunners and that one beach scene from the Top Gun sequel and lock with his in a moment of shared desire and love.

"Oh shucks! Have I interrupted something again?" Caldog rhetorically questions, arms crossed, kneeling weakly.

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way Sergeant Murdoch" Dakoda salutes him before kneeling into a deep bow and gently grasping his nipples before twisting it resulting in a severe purple-nurple. "Ouchies! Dakoda my love, what was that for?" "Captain Cal, you just ruined what could have been one of the best moments of my life with your tomfoolery. We will never be together. You and I. It just won't happen. The relationship we share doesn't compare to my endgame OTP chardoggy. Get over it."

At that present moment, Charlotte and Doggy appear arms interlinked, giggling and generally canoodling (by canoodling, I of course mean tickling.) Dakoda groans, sometimes she hated that one of her favourite friends in the whole wide world was also basically her Dad's side hoe. "Oh hey you guys!!" Angie pulls up rocking some Ed Sheeran covered converses and holding hands with Beyonce. "What'd I miss?" "Listen up and quiet down!" Charlotte screams whilst also caressing Angie's beautifully styled fringe. "Hohoho scratch that reverse it!"

Wait

No

The leaking flaccid portal from the previous original superior novel appears. The Upside Down portal which simultaneously brought all Dakoda's fandom characters to life and led to the freedom of Will from the burdens of his sexuality.

What a time to be alive.

Dakoda cries tears of joy.

Her home was in that mojo dojo casa house of fanfiction. It is where she felt she truly belonged.

Ken and Alan come out dressed in bondage gear and crazy party hats. "Welcome home Dakoda, I sure hope you didn't miss us too much!! Because it is now time to take you back to your land."
"M-my land?" (This oddly sounds like white Australians attitudes to refugees. Modern History anyone?!)

"Yes, your land." Goose bows down, a halo framing his head, pieces of the wrecked plane embedded in his skin.

"Cackaw !! Cackaw!!!" Dakoda says tears streaming down, creating a pool at her feet. This bird/pilot language roughly translated to, "you're alive! I love you, you give me the most hurt/comfort out of all the stories I've read." She embraces him warmly, a bit too warmly that Goose starts to feel uncomfortable after being left with a moist patch of sweat.

"Yo yo yo, is that that guy from Top Gun Koda Queen?" Morgan incredulously asks, despite remembering the portal well she never thought she would live to see it's return. Uh oh this was going to be awkward.

"How's my favourite boo thang?" Aidan Gallagher strolls up to Morgalicious wrapping his arm around her neck. "Erm,, Aidan I'm sorry but, I've been cheating on you with M-Mikey?!" Aidan audibly gasps, a look of abject terror dominates his face. He must dominate Mikey now too. "Where is he?!" He pulls at the neck of Morgan's kitten sweater, his face swelling with vengeance. "Where-" He is cut off by the appearance of Subway Mikey. Suddenly he understands. Mikey doesn't look to Morgan here, he only has eyes for Aidan. The palpable tension between them prevents everyone from speaking. They start making out right then and there with Morgan onlooking in shock.

Maverick from Top Gun flies in from his parachute and hugs Morgan. "It's okay I lost two of my lovers at once too one time. I'll always remember those endless summer nights with Ice and cocaine." Morgan nods in agreement, she could do with some cocaine right about now too.

Chloe timidly asks Dakoda, "Koda, do you really want to go home?" In the short period of time that Mikey and Aidan Gallagher were kissing, Dakoda had found out that she was the biological love child of Nick Nelson from Heartstopper and Dumbledore. Dumblefounded (for lack of better words), Koda staggered back. She hated the Dore with a burning passion and she was her true father?!

No wonder she had felt such a connection to the fanfiction world. It was because she was the product of a fangirl's delusional OTP. 'What Was I Made For?' by Billie Eilish starts to play softly and Dakoda sees a sequence of her childhood flash before her.

How could this be?

This revelation *almost* made her hate fanfiction. She looks up tears brimming in her eyes to Doggy.

Doggy states "I raised you when Dumbledore couldn't when Dumbledore left on his broomstick and never came back. I was there for you when Nick Nelson repetitively kept saying 'why are we like this' until he divulged into gay madness. They may be your real fathers, but they weren't your papi." Charlotte clutches his hand, comforting him.

Watching on, the array of fandom characters and real life people including the Gilmouse and Calpuppy look on as daughter and father run into each others arms hugging.

She had always felt comfort in her fandom. A found home where she could express her passions about OTP's and canon events.

But, maybe... just maybe the home was there all along

Doggy's fanfiction timeouts were to protect her from the inevitable truth of her birth certificate name Dakoda Rai Dumbledore-Nelson.

It was all to protect her.

Ken and Alan stand there despondently and ask once more if she is willing to join the fandom universe, "Are you ready to come home?"

Dakoda smiles, looking at the characters that made her laugh and made her cry and also made her traumatised and says,

"I already am home."

The End.