Our Random Confessions

My First Confession ( Harry )

As Amelia's birthday is coming up-If you're wondering whom she is then she's Zayn's little sister- and we are all doing something. Neal and his goody bags, Lucas is handling the parcel, Logan Is behind the decoration and I'm wrapping all the gifts that everyone had. And over time I've accountained a ton of people many of whom are born in March so the point I'm trying to make is that it's quite a festive month. Therefore I thought I would make a declaration of guilt that has taken place in some one's birthday party. When I was roughly the age of a toddler I was invited to one of my neighbours party, to say I loathed this girl was an understatement. And therefore I became anti-social throughout the entire event. However I got so bored I wanted to go explore the house, telling an adult that I was leaving for the bathroom, which was as you mostly guessed, was a big fat lie. I went into all the rooms and was admiring all the deco and art work hanged up all over the place when I opened the fourth bedroom door and my face met someone's arse, one with absolutely no clothing. Course I ran out of there before the person even saw me and then I went home. Then later in the day, my mum took me to the park with Cece and she really needed to go so I told her to do it behind a bush and she was like " I won't do that, it's not very lady like" to which I said "You're not a lady, you're a baby and mum's ganna go ballistic if she finds out you've done it in you pants" Obviously it persuaded her but there was a hill which I ended falling off because I had my hands over my eyes since I promised Cece I would and I walked backwards, a little to back. Anyhow at the bottom a man ended up offering his hand to me, to which I accidentally grabbed his back side and his tracksuit slid down a little, revealing a tattoo which I instantly thought I recognised, because I fell and accidentally pulled his pants down a little already, I thought what the hell, and then I pulled it a little more just to see if it was the same guy and they whole thing came off which was never my intention. It turns out it was the same bloke. I saw the same bloke naked twice in one day!

I actually write this in March but I forgot to even put it up but I was browsing my old files and found it so here it is.

~Harry