School of MAD

Taco Bell

"I love skipping school; we do it all the time!" Eva told me.

"Yeah, my favorite was when we went to see the horror movie and killed everyone watching it! That was really fun!" Said Emily.

"Oh yeah, that. Good times, good times," Eva said.

Why would they murder everyone for no apparent reason? That's just sick!

"Ok we're here," said Emily. That was a surprisingly short walk.

"Taco Bell," I read out loud with a weird tone. What is this place?

"What, you've never been here?" Eva asked with a laugh.

"Um, no."

"IT'S OUR LIFE!" Emily yelled and glanced at Eva, who nodded, her face saying, 'so true'.

As we walked in to Taco Bell, I swear I saw a knife sticking out of Emily's sock. These people are crazy, I thought to myself.

"Hey, we would like 12 Doritos locos fiery tacos and 3 Baja blast freezes," Eva told the person at the counter. They started to write down the order but then Eva added, "All for free, of course."

The person looked at Eva like she was out of her mind. I mean, who can blame him, she kinda was. "Im afraid I can't do that," he said.

"Then I'm afraid you'll have to die." Emily was holding up a gun, or maybe a rifle, pointing it at him.

"Put the gun down, little girl," he said.

"You don't know who you're messing with," said Emily. "Give us the free tacos or say goodbye."

"I'm not giving you anything for free."

"Oh that's too bad," Eva said, holding two knives, one in each hand. "Emily, let's finish this." They nodded at each other, then Eva threw her knives and Emily fired her rifle.

"Let's get the tacos, c'mon." Eva ran to the back, and grabbed some pre-made tacos and some Baja blasts.

"Eva, behind you!" Emily, screamed, warning her. Eva spun around and roundhouse kicked the other worker, which chopped her head off.

Then two other workers came, Emily handed me an extra gun, and told me to shoot. She chopped both of their heads off and then I felt someone behind me. I turned around to see someone else with a Taco Bell shirt ready to fight me, so I fired the gun and killed them.

"Great work Becky! You're catching along very well," Emily told me.

Oh man, I thought, I just killed someone.