I knocked loudly on door as Qrow throws up on a bush.
A blonde idiot answered the door an looks back over his shoulder at somebody.
Ozpin:(mentally) That's Jaune Arc.
Don't care.
Ozcar: -_-
Blonde Idiot: Can I... help you?
Ozcar: Yeah. Is there a Ruby Rose here?
Dark hair guy and orange hair girl immediately stand up, tense and defensive for some reason.
Ozpin:(mentally) That's Lie Ren and Nora Valkyrie.
Still don't care.
Nora: (darkly) Why?
Ozcar: Well...
I look to my left and Qrow appears, moving drunkenly and grabbing me by the shoulders.
Qrow: I found him!
Qrow snorts into his hand and continues laughing as he stumbles into the house.
Ozcar: I found her lost crow.
Qrow almost makes it to the couch Jaune just vacated before he stumbles and saves his balance by falling backward onto the cushions.
Qrow: Whoa. Ugh.
He settles onto his back and folding his arm over his eyes.
Qrow: I found him.
Then suddenly, a obnoxious voice yelled out of view. Then again, i found almost everyone's voice annoying.
???: What is going on out there?!
A girl stomped into the living room.
Ozpin:(mentally) That's Ruby Rose.
Cool. Now she can take Qrow off my hands.
Ruby: Can't a girl read her comics in peace?
Qrow burps and chuckles, catching Ruby's attention. She sighs and puts a hand to her forehead exasperatedly.
Ruby: Qrow, did you get drunk again?
Qrow: Maybe. But i found him!
Oscar: You didn't found me. It's accurate to say that i found you.
Ruby looks at me, a touch surprised. She turns to Ren and Nora, who shrugs again, before looking back at me.
Ruby: Who... are you?
Qrow chuckles from the couch.
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Reimagined Farmboy (Rwby Fanfic) *On hold*
Fanfiction(Based off of a friend's experience on Rwby amino) Ozcar Pine was born pissed off and continues his life being pissed off. But when a old fart goes by the name Ozpin entered Ozcar's life, he now has to deal with a group of idiots.
