*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Chan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Seungmin: ...I did. I broke it.
Hyunjin: No. No you didn't. Jisung?
Jisung: Don't look at me. Look at Felix
Felix:
Felix: What?! I didn't break it.
Jisung: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Felix: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jisung: Suspicious
Felix: No, it's not!
Changbin: If it matters, probably not, but Jeongin was the last one to use it.
Jeongin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Changbin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jeongin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Changbin!
Seungmin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chan.
Hyunjin: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Changbin: Chan... Felix(s) been awfully quiet.
Felix: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Minho, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Minho: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
Minho:
Minho: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Randomincorrect straykids ships: Changlix Jeongchan Minsung Seungjin (alot) -lots of fluff! Start: August 1 2022 (1:38 pm) End: August 1 2022 (6:29 pm)