The Cursed Hostess and Crossdresser

Part 1

A young black haired girl charged into the classroom, gasping. "I'm sorry I'm late!" The teacher rolled her brown orbs. "Introduce yourself. I have a class to teach." Clucking her tongue, she waited for the girl to speak. Twisting a strand of her hair, she flashed her best form of a smile. "I'm Lia. The Twin sister of Tona." Whispers filled the room. "The Tona Ubralisk?" Before Lia could answer, the teacher shove her to a seat. "Lia, there is a chair next to Haruhi. Haruhi, raise your hand." A brunette raised her hand high. Not blinking, Lia squinted her eyes at the person. The brunette-Haruhi-smiled at her kindly.

Lia relaxed. Walking over, Lia slipped into her seat. A whisper came from behind her. as Lia turned to investigate, a shrill cry of pain came from the door. The teacher glared at the door. "Here comes the other one. Of course!"

Haruhi turned to Lia, a question on her face. Smirking, Lia leaned over and whispered, "Tona." Haruhi's eyes widened in shock. Silence filled the room when another blackette walked in. "I'm Tona Ubralisk." A squeal came from the girl in front of Lia. "Can I have your autograph??!!! Please???!!!"

The teacher stamped her foot. "Tona! Sit down! Next to Lia, chop chop!" Sighing, Tona ran to his sister. "Lia, I need help with my homework!" he whispered. In an inaudible voice, she said. "Sit down, copy mines." "Miss Ubralisk! You seem to be socializing there! Why don't you answer the question." Lia jumped up when she was called. esitation filled her body. She stood up, shaking. "Ummm.... The answer is 5..." In a slightly lower volume, she said under her breath, "It's right, right?"

"Sit down. Next time, pay attention to the lesson."

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Lia rushed to her brother, Tona. Tona and Lia were separated by classes for the first time. For Lia, her last class was Music and Tona's was Art. Not stopping, she overheard people talking. "Oh, it's that Lia." "Yeah, she's a sucker..." "Hurry up," "Get to Tona-kun!" Lia giggled unfer her breath. "-Kun? They don't know who Tona is at all..." Slowing to walking, Lia thought of Haruhi and the Hittachin Twins.

"Lia!" someone yelled to her, interrupting her thoughts. Lia looked at him, straight in the eye. "Tona!" He smirked. "Let's go somewhere! People kept telling me to go to Music Room #3. Wanna come?" Shaking her head. "I need to go to the library first. I'll meet you there." Tona nodded, "Sure thing. Get me a book, Lia. I need a book about how to write a diary." Sighing, Lia said. "No, waste of time. I'll teach you."

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Haruhi walked up to the new girl. Lia. "Hi Lia!" Lia turned in shock. She dropped a book onto the ground. Haruhi leaned over and picked it up. "Manga?" Lia blushed. "Yea... This one is called One Piece! I would just love to go there~ anyway, hi Haruhi. Do you need something?" Lia took the book back from Haruhi.

Haruhi smiled kindly. "Lia, there's a place I want to take you. Music Room 3?" Lia snapped her fingers. "Tona's there! Oh, I better hurry." Haruhi sighed as Lia rushed to pack her things. When she was done, Haruhi took her to a room. Lia noticed the word, 'Abandoned'. "What?" Haruhi laughed and pulled her in. "Everyone, this is Lia Ubralisk." A tall guy with blonde hair smirked, playful. "Ahh, my little girl brought a new customer?"

Lia stared around her. That was until her phone rang. Lia instantly picked it up, "Hello?" "It's me, Tona. Where are you? I came home already!" Lia sighed. "I'll be home soon. Gimme half an hour." "Fine..."

Blinking as she turned to them, she smiled kindly. "May I ask what is going on?" The tall blonde walked over. "Ahhhh.... a lost little lamb? We..." dramatically pausing to pat her head and comb his fingers through her hair. "...are the Ouran Host Club!" Everyone went into a pose and Lia smiled. "Oh? A Host Club? I wonder... No..." Haruhi looked at Lia with her watchful eye. Lia turned to Haruhi, "Excuse me miss. They said customers... You mean me?"

Haruhi nodded. "Yep, do you want to hang out?" Lia's smile broadened. "Yes!" Haruhi led her to a small couch and they talked. Haruhi laughed at a remark Lia made and Lia sighed at the story Haruhi told. The blonde walked over to them, "Time's up...." Lia jumped up. "Oh, pardon me. I didn't get your name..." The blonde smiled seductively. "I'm Tamaki Suoh, the princely type." A guy with glasses appeared out of nowhere. "I'm Kyoya Ootori, the cool. That's Honey-senpai, the boy lolita, Mori-senpai, the strong, silent, Hikaru and Koaru, the mischievous devil, and Haruhi, the natural."

Lia fidgeted. Blinking at each one in turn. Lia pasted on a grim smile. "Lia-chan? Let's play!" Honey-senpai called, bouncing to her. Lia dodged as he ran to her. They stared at her. "Why-" Lia interrupted smoothly. "I'm sorry, but I must be going. I won't return." Lia turned and stormed out. Inhaling softly, and cursing herself. Her stupid curse...

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"Yuki? Yuki! Pick up please! Shigure? Kyo? Tohru?" Lia yelled into her phone. Beep. "Hello? Lia? This is Yuki." Yuki's voice answered. Inhaling softly, Lia cried out. "It's happening again! I felt it!" A shoving and shouts. A voice came through. "Lia, are you sure? What about Tona? It's me, Kyo." Kyo. "I think she has it too..." Lia whispered. A different voice. "What's going on?" Kyo yelled. "Lia's back in it!" Shouts. A man cried. "Are you serious?" Lia shook. "Yes... I'm back in it..." Shigure gasped. "I need to tell Hatori..." "Wait!" Lia yelled. Her limo was nearing a mansion. "Please don't tell Akito... what would he do?" Nodding sounds. "We won't. Lia, keep up informed..." It ended. Lia slumped into her seat. "Miss Lia? I overheard you. Mr. Haru is calling you." Lia reached over and grabbed the other phone. "Haru?? Are you white?" A laugh. "Yes." Lia inhaled. "I need help..." Haru snapped his fingers. "You're on it again?" "Yes..." Lia sighed. "Don't worry, it'll end... one day..." Haru said, trying to remain calm. "Maybe years! Last time, it took 3 years! You know how hard it was? When I was about to be with him? When I could've gone farther than just friend..." Lia shouted, sobbing. "I can't take that again!" Haru's girlfriend, Rin's voice came through. "Lia, calm down. Who is the new guy you are seeing?" Lia inhaled, sobs turning to sniffles. "I... don't know..." Rin sighed. "That's bad. Who knows?" Lia's body shook again. "Me, Mary-the driver-, Shigure, Yuki, Kyo, Hatori, Haru, and you..." Rin exhaled. "It'll be fine. Lia, trust me. We'll get there. Wait a little bit, okay?"

Lia nodded, voice full of doubt. "Okay Rin." "Liatana Ubralisk Sohma, trust us."