The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Rewrite (Prequel to Bad Guys x Spider-Man)

Laundry Sheriff

We see Aunt May in the kitchen on the phone

Aunt May: I'm not late, Harvey. I'll be there in 15 minutes. I just wanna know if you can find another waitress to replace me because I start my training rounds at the hospital. And don't mention this to Peter. I don't want him to know. Because he'll worry

She then hears Peter coming into the room changing the subject

Aunt May: Ok uh yeah double shift on Thursday you got it ok bye

Peter: Who was that? 

Aunt May: Harvey

Peter: Doing a double shift

Aunt May: Sometimes Got nothing else to do. I like the girls I miss Ben Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar 

Peter: Mm well I sold a couple more photos to the bugle so that should help

Aunt May: Yeah well it would help if that guy paid you a fair wage 

Peter: Oh Jameson pays me a fair wage If it was 1961 he'd pay me a fair wage

He then walks to the washing machine attempting to secretly wash his Spider-Man suit 

Aunt May: Hey, wait what are you doing? What are you doing? No, I do the laundry

Peter: I'm doing my laundry

Aunt May: No I do the laundry this is my job I've been doing your laundry since you were six years old

They start arguing for a second before May brings up an interesting fact

Aunt May: Last time you did the laundry you turned everything blue and red

Peter: Yeah it's because I washing the uh American flag

Aunt May: No one washes a flag

Peter: Ok I did and I won't anymore can I do my laundry it's just underwear!

Aunt May: My home My machine back off eat your breakfast

Aunt May hands him a breakfast sandwich as he has a shocked face 

Peter: Alright laundry sheriff I'll do it later

Aunt May: No I'll do it

Peter: No it's fine I gotta go

We cut to Max Dillon the man who Spider-Man saved as he's on his way to Oscorp he walks in as his boss Alistar Smythe confronts him

Smythe: Dillon you're late

Max: I'm so sorry sir those trains are so slow

Smythe: Well now that you are here we received those blueprints for the power grid for Jurassic World 

Max: Yeah about that-

Smythe: Don't interrupt as I was saying you're going to fly there in a few months and bring those blueprints to Mr.Masrani to so they can supply their power

Max: Ya well that's the thing those blueprints of the grids were made by me

Smythe: You made the blueprints?

Max: Yeah

Smythe: Sure you did and I'm Spider-Man

Max then grabs him by his shirt in anger

Max: You're no Spider-Man! He's a Leo, you're a Sagittarius! You besmirch him again, I'm gonna rip your well-groomed head off!

But then it's revealed him grabbing him was just his imagination

Smythe: Now get to work

(This goes the same)

We then cut to Peter sitting in a coffee shop as he submits more photos of Spider-Man to Jameson when he submits it with a message saying Spider-Man is helping but then he gets another email that he doesn't need to read with the subject line saying WRONG then the tv catches his attention

Tv: Norman Osborn, the legendary founder and CEO of Oscorp Industries, has died, the Osborn estate has confirmed. He is survived by his only son, Harry Osborn who is the sole heir of the Oscorp corporate empire

Peter: Harry

We then cut to Oscorp where Norman's death was being announced 

Norman on tv: I started Oscorp because I looked at the world around me and I thought: "We can do better. And we should do better." Einstein said, "The world cannot be changed without changing our thinking." But change isn't just a slogan. It begins with hard work. Change begins with persistence and commitment

Employee: Mr. Osborn changed the world. And now it's up to each of us to ensure that his hopes and dreams remain alive but not today today is for mourning

Then Gwen's phone rings

Phone: Hello is this Gwen Stacy

Gwen: Yes it is who's calling

Phone: I'm calling from the oxford scholarship program we have some exciting news

The next day Harry Osborn is in a board meeting discussing Oscorps current problems

Donald: Harry, Oscorp's been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Dr. Connors' recent, uh, breach of trust

Harry: You mean people are pissed off because he tried to turn everybody in new york into giant lizards

Donald: Given that all of the animal hybrid programs he was involved in were destroyed to restore investor confidence 

Harry: Ah cause that's the Osborn way Whatever's inconvenient around here, just get rid of it, right?

Donald: Much of that scrutiny may fall on you now. We felt that plausible deniability was your best option

Harry: Sure, sure. I get it. Twenty-year-old kid. Two hundred billion-dollar company. What was Dad thinking? I mean, you're all lawyers, right? Surely, someone must've questioned his sanity in the end. Someone must've thought about having him declared legally incompetent. It would've made this conversation a lot easier

Donald: Harry-

Harry: It's Mr.Osborn We're not friends

Harry then notices another employee looking at her papers

Harry: Hi

She then looks up at him

Harry: You were his assistant?

???: Mm-hm

Harry: What's your name?

Felicia: Felicia

Harry: Felicia From now on, everybody at this table works for Felicia because Felicia works for me would anybody like to speak up? Well, good. Then you can all keep your jobs a little longer

Then another employee walks into the room and walks over to Harry

Employee: Sir there's a Peter Parker here to see you

Harry stands up before looking at Felicia

Harry: Felicia I want you to check every name on this list

Then Harry walks to the entrance of the building to see none other than Peter Parker standing there