Simple Cleaning Accident

A Little Cleaning Accident

I can't promise the writing will be good, and I can't promise that the grammar will be perfect, but at least I use the right "your" and "it's" so without further adieu, I hope you like it and here's Simple Cleaning Accident.

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10:43 at night, music blasting in his headphones, people sleeping in the dorms on either side of his. Bakugo was about as peaceful as he gets as he slowly worked around his room to clean. It wasn't a terrible mess—after all, the UA students were required to have at least a little cleanliness at all times—but it was certainly messy. Just your typical clothes on the floor,  or old cups and plastic dishes. Bakugo had just finished cleaning up the top of his dresser when he decided to take a break and sit down on his bed.

Lightly bobbing his head to the music, he closed his eyes and relaxed. But nothing could've prepared him for the sight in front of him when he opened them. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was met with a brown, ugly ass spider, right in front of his face.

"SHIT!" He yelled, blasting backwards over the other side of his bed, accidentally using his quirk.

Still coming down from the high of having a spider centimeters away from his nose, he sat up slowly, rubbing his back where he fell on it. Bakugo looked at his now disaster of a room and quietly whispered, "fuck," before the fire alarms rung louder than the music playing in his ears.

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Standing outside of the UA dorms with almost every single student sending him death glares, Bakugo was really starting to question some things. For one, what in the hell they were still doing out here. Someone with a water quirk had already put out the fire, and yet everyone was still standing here  half asleep.

About ten minutes of humiliation later, a teacher came out with Aizawa to talk to Bakugo. "We think we found the source of the fire," she said. She then held up a lamp that was now busted open. 

"Was that seriously why you were taking so long? Nothing caused the fire except me idiot." He said.

"Katsuki do not talk to her like that." Said Aizawa.

"Nevermind that, why in the world did you start a fire?" The other teacher said.

"There was a fucking spider! Right in my fucking face." This triggered laughter from most of the students around him, and a half hearted face palm or eye roll from the particularly annoyed ones.  

The teacher sighed before continuing, "Alright then, well at least we don't have to worry about the wiring in the dorms or anything. Have you thought about where you're sleeping tonight?"

"Aren't there other dorms?" He asked.

"Only on the girls' floor and there is no way we're putting you down there. Your options are limited to room with a friend until we have your room repaired, or go back to sleep in your house for a couple nights. If you choose that though, we will have to send someone with you to monitor. We have these dorms for a reason." The guard explained, looking more and more tired by the moment.

Bakugo looked around him, trying to way his options. On one hand, it would probably be much less annoying to sleep in his own bedroom at home, but that also means making the commute from home to school so early in the morning, plus he would have to deal with having a bodyguard. Deciding that the rooming option would definitely be better, he sorted through his choices.

Aoyama? No, Way too cheery.
Iida? No, too controlling.
Ojiro? No, dorms are too small for two people and a tail.
Kaminari? No, Way too loud.
Mineta? There is no way Bakugo is stepping foot into that creep's room.
Kirishima? Well...Bakugo can't think of anything too wrong with that situation. He's a little touchy and a little talkative but definitely tolerable.