A story where y/n (you) meet Andrew Tate and go on his podcast.
Do you fall in love?
Does he love you back?
And most importantly..
What colour is your Bugatti?
Y/N L/N an intelligent young woman, gorgeous and talented. Those are words people occasionally refer to her as. Now you (yes you reading) may be wondering why I'm talking about y/n , well you silly billy ! That's you! And we all know why you're reading this you weirdo.....
But seriously let's start from where she met him....
Bucharest, Romania
Y/N's POV:
The streets at midday were crowed. I had to chacha slide and shimmy my way out of the cluster of sweaty people, I finally reach my destination, the car dealership!
I stride in and wait for someone to assist me and soon enough a decent looking chap approaches me,
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Everything in bold is the car seller!!
"Wagwon fam, wot can I get yoo?" "May I see your fine range of Bugatti's sir?" "Of course peng ting, follow me"
They approach the Bugatti section "So here we have our Bugatti's, all are first-hand so no poor peasants have been in them" *he laughs bc he's a fucking Tory or something* "Oh that's perfect!!" I begin to have a glance at each Bugatti but my eyes are drawn to a specific one...
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' Its perfect!!!' I thought ... I MUST BUY IT!! "Excuse me!! Mr car seller!! Come over here!!" I click at him so he knows that I need assistance NOW because I am a busy woman. "Ayo wot u want my g?" "I'd like to buy this gorgeous Bugatti!" "Alright then , follow me to the till babes"
At the till "Your total will be [big money price]" "Oh really? That cheap?!?" I pass him my LIMITED EDITION MINION CREDIT CARD!!! "Ayo waste man.... Your card aint workin.." "Oh don't be silly. Swipe it again!" I snap, like I'm not poor, I live off my fathers trust fund! "I aint bein silly fam, it legit said youse got insufficient funds you slag" "A-a-a-a-are you serious?!?" "Ofc I am you nitty cow, I suggest you get on benefits bc you're actually poor now innit" "This has to be a mistake!! I must call father about this!!"
Ring Ring Ring *he picks up* "UGH DADDY WHERE IS MY MONEYYYYYYuh!" "I took it away bc youre a spoilt little wanker! Get a job ya lazy cunt!" "But daddy! I'm a woman! Women don't do jobs!" "Then I suggest your ugly ass finds a good lookin rich fella to keep up ya lifestyle because I'm not payin you a penny!" "Ugh this is why mummy left you for her yoga instructor you ginger twat!" *I hang up*
"Ur still poor" "I'm literally not, my father just cut me off!"
And then, the most handsome voice rose over us... "ILL BUY IT FOR HER!"
