Papercut (Adam Gontier Is A Fucking Idiot)

Dumbass

I got up to get ready for the studio, I'm gonna see my bandmates after many days. I didn't have a car since my wife crashed it while drunk driving. What a loser, imagine being in jail AHAHAHHAHAHAYAHHAYAHAGAYAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAAYAGHAHAHAHAHA.

I took my lyrics and stickers because I found them on the internet, it looked cool. I walked out.

I walked by many schools that were under a lock down. Lol I wonder why. Anyways, I heard some guns but then again, I'm walking in America, it'll take a few hours to get back to Canada for the studio. I wasn't fazed by any gunshots.

A man in black ran up to me, handed me a gun, and said "Go to that school over there and shoot it up." "What the fuck kind of school shooter are you, who just goes up to random strangers telling them to shoot up a school?" "Just do it or I'll shoot you." "Yes, ma'am." "I'm a dude." "No you're not".

I walked a few steps towards the school until I kicked the school shooter in the stomach, tripped him with the gun I had while he stepped back a bit from the pain and tried running as fast as I can while the school shooter was on the ground. He started to shoot at me and while running, I started tripping and I dropped the stickers I had. I got up as I realized I lost him. I looked for my stickers but I saw two of them and I didn't know what was mine. I picked one of them up and walked off.

I thought it would be nice to put one of the stickers on my lyrics paper, so I tried to take one out and I felt it and realized it wasn't stickers.

"Wait... what the fuck?! OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS LSD?!" I gasped and yelled. Not only I got the wrong stickers, I didn't even get stickers. I started feeling differently.

I walked to the studio a country away and as soon as I got there, I passed out.

Neil saw me and said "LSD again?"

Brad said "Again? What do you mean again?"

"I said 'LSD again?', what made that confusing?"

"He's had LSD before?"

"Well, I never see him with it or talk about it, but I just know it."

"Because he's white?"

"Yup."

"So are you."

"Oh no!" Neil looked at himself and became the guy from titanic.

"DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I have nothing else, so the end!