Classroom Of The Elite Assorted Fanfiction Stories Vol. 1

cyanide part 4

An Interview With Cyanide

"Man, just fucking give up."

"Okay, but you know Suzune is different from all other girls and she is-"

"I get it I get it can you stop being so annoying and get a fucking life? She cried in front of me under the influence of Gremlis Vitalis because she isn't brave enough to say no. No means no, you fucking inkwell. Just date Onodera or something. Oh wait, you'd be unfaithful and commit polygamy."

"OI!!! I HAVE A LIFE! I HAVE A LOVE! I HAVE A--"

"This makes you different from her and everyone. It is easy to characterize you as it is to characterize her, according to what you said. If you like her type, why not kill yourself? You really are a disgusting degenerate. She literally said no, no means no. Kill yourself, you simp-minded brute."

"Why????"

"You know even your best friends Ike and Hondou left you for this reason? Why are you such a defect? They have human forms even though they are vile ones, yet your reincarnation is a furry beast and a poor approximation of a human body. Hondou is a typical happy-go-lucky boy and tolerated by a teacher, despite hogging to a whole lot of media and being a douchebag. You?"

"Whaddya mean?? I non't understoonds a thing!"

"You can't say a single word in keigo (polite Japanese tone) like me. Horikita uses it perpetually, even more so in the case in Sakayanagi and Shiina. Yet you can't even speak keigo sincerely. How crude. What a bastard. I guess my Gremlis was a lifesaver."

"Woof!!!"

"Hahahahaha, lay don and rot, it never began for you, inkwell. Although even the most conniving prisoners have an air of class you lack. You're good at... maybe sports, basketball, being decent at some things? You're worse than Yamauchi, I had spilled my Gremlis to infect your class and although they all get poisoned and nearly died, they can sense the stench of your persistent fuck cancerous oneitis even if they do not know what was going on. I can forsee you have violent tendencies if you get rejected by your dear Horiki-"

"STOOOOP! URRHGGGGGGGGGGFFFFF---"

"Hah, Horikita was interrogated and she obeyed and kept quiet the whole time. She agreed with every word I said. It was even safe enough for her I invited every elite in your school to join too without causing a ruckus. And now I have to take 30 minutes of my life to lock you here in a room in your cage."

There was a sticker labelled "NOXIOUS CADAVERINE 80%" in a bottle beside the man who was apparently named Cyanide. He grabbed the bottle and opened the cap...

(PART 5)