Hannah Solo and Lilah Skywalker mess up some plot.

So they meet

As they were in the detention block, fighting for their lives, a girl with brown hair and brown eyes wearing an outfit similar to the one Han was wearing started walking down the hall from the opposite end "HAN MARIAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA SUSAN SOLO" Han flinched as he heard the yell and cursed. "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ON TATOOINE! AGAIN!" Han then said, "Chewie we are so dead if we survive this, Hannah sounds pissed". Chewie said something sarcastic back and Han said "Now is not the time for sarcasm!" Leia asked, "What is happening right now? What woman did you scorn!?" Han simply winced and said "My little sister". Luke asked, "Your middle name is Marian?" Han said, "Shut it, kid!"

A blonde girl with her hair in a long braid wearing loose white clothing and a brown sort of cloak over her shoulders walked past the stormtroopers firing at them with a purpose, and Han noticed that Luke tensed up. It was Luke's turn to curse. "LUKE ANAKIN SKYWALKER, HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ON THE SAME PLANET AS UNCLE OWEN. I FOUND OUT YOU LEFT WHEN I HEADED TO GO SEE WHERE YOU ARE AND MANAGED TO GET A STORMTROOPER TO LET ME TAG ALONG WITH HIM!" Luke then said, "I'd rather take my chances with your sister than my twin!" Han snorted "No you do not." Leia looked annoyed "Men," she stated exasperatedly.

Hannah and Lilah locked eyes and said "Here for your idiot brother too?" They both nodded solemnly and walked towards their brothers, neither being hit by the blaster fire from the stormtroopers, who were shocked at the development. One could be heard asking the person next to them if they were supposed to shoot the angry girls too. That stormtrooper was smacked on the top of the helmet by his neighbor. "OF COURSE WE SHOOT IDIOT!"

Lilah cursed and said, "Might want to move, sounds like they're going to try harder at shooting us now". They all moved to the wall and Lilah yanked the blasters out of the hands of the stormtroopers nearest using the force before throwing one to Hannah. She then shoots the front two without looking. Two perfect hits while Hannah shot well too. "How did you know where we are!?" Hannah said "I FOLLOWED THE STENCH OF IDIOT" Lilah simply said "THE FORCE!" They had to yell over the blaster fire. Finally, there was a clear way and Hannah said "Come on, we're going to the Falcon, I'm driving." Lilah followed the girl and said "We seem to have the same problem, idiotic older brothers. Lilah Skywalker, nice to meet you." The other girl snorted in agreement and said, "Hannah Solo. let's get going."

They got to the hanger with the Falcon in it and saw Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi fighting as well as all sorts of stormtroopers around the ship. Lilah said, "I know you came here with old Ben Kenobi, but is that Darth Vader? Why's he fighting one hand—ohhhh so that's who's hand this was". Luke froze along with everyone but Hannah. Luke sighed "Lilah. Anika. Skywalker. What hand are you talking about?" Lilah pulled a black-gloved hand out of her pocket and said "This one! I saw something shiny and I picked it up because it's shiny and so I took it. I was wondering who's hand I stole." Han Solo bluescreened along with Princess Leia while Hannah looked mildly panicked "YOU STOLE DARTH VADER'S HAND!?" Every stormtrooper in the hanger, as well as Obi-Wan Kenobi, turned to see Lilah holding the hand. Lilah sighed "Well now everyone knows I stole a hand! IT WAS SHINY SO I PICKED IT UP!" She threw the hand and used the force to push it all the way over to Vader, allowing it to float in front of him. He took that chance to kill Obi-Wan and grab his hand. They all ran to the Falcon and Lilah grabbed Luke as they ran "SORRY VADER, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS!"

They were then taking off, and as Lilah stood, working on fixing something real quick that was wired incorrectly so that the ship would take off faster she said, "Uncle Owen is so going to try to murder me again if we ever step foot on Tatooine for this. Also, Luke why the hell are you consorting with people from an illegal rebellion with bad planning skills!?" Hannah got them going as Han and went to the blasters while Leia stood awkwardly before being pushed into a chair "Sit down and buckle up princess" Lilah said as she went through rewiring certain things to make the ship faster. Leia surprisingly did as told. Han then yelled "Hannah who taught you how to drive!? I know neither Chewie nor I did!" Hannah said, "Nobody taught me how! I just learned on the way here after stealing a ship". Lilah grinned and said, "Well you're doing great, Luke crashed the first thirty times!" Luke yelled "LILAH!"