A fan of the Konosuba anime (you) has been reincarnated into said anime. Upon being reincarnated they've been given power beyond all understanding.
I own nothing
You are in a room lit by candles, floating in the air with your legs crossed and eyes closed. Nothing but silence, just you and peace. After a few minutes a door opens up, and you hear a voice.
???: Shazam, the tea is ready.
You then turn around to see your wife Wiz in all her majesty.
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Shazam: *chuckles* Thank you dear, I'll be there in a moment.
Wiz: OK honey.
She then walks off, and you uncross your legs then fly to the tables where Wiz had set up the tea and cookies.
Shazam: So Wiz, what kind of tea did you make this time?
Wiz: Peach, it's your favorite after all. *giggles*
[A/n: I used peach because that's my favorite, but you can use your own favorite tea]
You both sat down for tea, and you took off the helmet.
[A/n: Think of taking it off like Tony's Mark 50 suit in Infinity War and Endgame]
Wiz then looked at you and said......
Wiz: Oh how I love that face. Sometimes I forget how beautiful you are.
She was right after all you are part Amazon, and they are blessed with beauty. Plus you're a handsome Kryptonian so that can go a long way.
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Shazam: C'mon Wiz, how many times should I tell you that I'm a average guy. Just an average guy, with average looks and an average power level .
Wiz: Stop it, you're being too modest. You've been around for 500,000 years, remember?
Shazam: (mind) Oh yeah, I forgot I went further back in time to be more legendary. Instead of the original 3,000 years.
[A/n: Yea, you told her everything....well besides the reincarnated part.]
Shazam: *sips tea* Yea, I guess y-
*BOOM*
You both look out the window, and see a beam of fire and smoke in the distance outside the city. You had a feeling of what event it was from the show, but after being here so long you've almost forgotten which events take place after thousands of years being alone. You turn to ask Wiz if any new people came to the town, and she said yes. But to be really sure you asked her the most important question.
Shazam: Wiz, were they a kid in a green outfit and a useless smurf?
Wiz: Yes to the first, but what is a smurf?
Shazam: Don't worry about it. *gets up* I gotta go!
Wiz: OK, I love you honey. *hugs you*
Shazam: *hugs back* I love you sweetheart.
You guys break the hug, and kiss for a good 2 minutes. Then you break it up. You dawn the helmet again, and teleport to the field. You see frogs coming for Kazuma, while Megumin and Aqua are getting eaten.
Shazam: (mind) I'd rather leave Aqua for dead, or something. IDK, that's not....well she is useless, and she's gonna try to kill my wife in the future. Hmm....................aw screw, I'll cross that bridge later.
-timeskip brought to you by Wiz taking control of the "rodeo"-
While Aqua is crying like a big ass baby, you've restored Meg's magic and are talking to Kazuma.
Kazuma: Um hey man, thanks for helping out. Um could I get your name please?
Shazam: Very well mortal....
Kazuma: (mind) Mortal?!?
Shazam: I am Shazam!!!
The moment you said that a lightning bolt struck the ground with immense force. And once your name was said, both Aqua and Megumin froze in their tracks.
Kazuma: Whoa, cool name dude!
Aqua: K-K-Kazuma!!!
Kazuma: What?
Megumin: That man is no ordinary man.
Kazuma: What??? I don't get it.
Aqua: What....
Megumin: We're......
Aqua: Saying.....
Megumin: Is....
Shazam: I'm the God of God's, mortal.
Kazuma: *GASPS* WTF!!!!!!!
[A/n: I know it's short, but hey it's something right?]
