William I
I'm William the Conqueror, my enemies stood no chance
They call me the first English king, although I come from France
1066, the Domesday book, I gave to history
So fat on death my body burst, but enough about me
To help remember all your kings, I've come up with this song
A simple rhyme and ditty, for you all to sing along, oh...
William!
Bit short, innit? We need more kings! Who came next?
Henry I , William I, Henry II
William second, cheeks were red
Killed out 'unting, so it's said
I took over, Henry one
That's my next eldest son
Then came Stephen, it's true, check it!
I, Henry two, killed Thomas Beckett
Richard Lionheart? That's right!
Always spoiling for a fight
Oh King John, what a disaster
Rule restrained by Magna Carta
