{SATIRE! I REPEAT! SATIRE!}
Oh hi! You may wanna know why this exists. Well,it's because...
I wanna see how good I can write smut.
Because on textingstory I am GODLY at smut.
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(My FNF self)
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Xeno GF
As Zion(I am not gonna use his real name since it is my own.)walked back to his apartment with his lovely citrus fruits,lemon and mandarins since his loving roommate,Xeno GF was very picky about her fruits.
Zion hated her picky attitude. So he was gonna make her taste something else.
(Not his penis. Not yet. >=])
A cake! She doesn't like sweet stuff even though she's never tried any!
Must be her tacky parents.
He did like her parents,but not that much.
They were always full of themselves and were disgusted at others.
As he was close to his apartment he remembered something.
He forgot the dinner.
OH GOD HE FORGOT THE DAMN SALMON
oh wait he already got it
then after his mini panic,he finally got home.
But what would happen later, would make him jump into bed.
