101 Ways to Fail At Magic By: Pacman2121

Chapter 1

Hello! My name is Trout. A bad name I know. But I will just like you to know some information about the book before I get started so make fun of my name after please. This is the first and probably will be the only copy of this book. I hope that it aids you into knowing nothing and I would like to say before you read this book that your certain there's not a book that can help you in magic. Like 101 ways to succed in magic. But I can't keep prolonging this so I will begin.

When I was growing up I knew I was set up for failure. For starters my dad was a sorceror and my mom ownded a magical shop that had so many magical artifacts that you could get lost in there. In fact a grownup did once. His name was Albert. That's all I know. My mom and dad had no time for me and it wasn't because there famous or really busy but it's just that they had to chose between throwing fabulose  party's or spending time with me. They picked the party's without hesitation. So I manly spent time with my action heros and my comic books. I didn't have any regular books because I was only allowed to buy stuff from my moms store and I was exspectted to pay for it all. With only 5 percent off because I was family. Regular action figures and moving comic books are some of the cheapest stuff there so that's what I had to play with and read. So even thought they never spent time with me my Dad made me go to magic school. He wanted be to go into his profession. So that's were all my troubles began and with this first chapter I have two tips for you that will make sure you fail at magic.
1. Never read any magical books.
2. Never spend time with your parents because then they can't teach you anything.