One day I woke up in my bed
And my cock was as hard as Tungsten steel
I wondered "man why is my cock so
erect?" Turns out, I have zero clue
As I carried my massive girth and I out of my bed, I walked to the kitchen and cooked me some scrambled eggies.
Yum Yum in my tum.
As I cooked my food, my cock still stood. Which was pretty odd I may say due to boners not lasting this long
So I did what any normal human being would do
I took the eggs from the pan,
I popped them in my mouth,
I ate the eggs
Oh yeah about the erection right
I took the frying pan and I hit it over the head of my penis a dozen times
It stiffened even more
Which was pretty strange tbh
I figured it might have been hungry
So I whipped up another batch of eggs
And fed it to my hole
It wasn't hungry I think
I carried my MASSIVE girth to the couch were I watched morbius
After watching morbius, I noticed my heavy bulge was still veiny and bulging
Which was pretty weird tbh
At this point, my cock remained stiff for 2.572 hours
So I did what any normal human being would do
I called saul
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