M = Me
S = Saul
M: "Hey Saul I have a problem"
S: "what"
M: "I have an erection Saul"
S:
He hung up which made me pretty sad ngl
Now I was left here
On my couch
With a raging cock
I didn't ask my mother because real men solve problem themselves (Andrew Tate taught me that)
Then I pictured myself riding in Andrew Tate's buga'i
But that thought made me even more stiff than before
At this point it had been 3.572 hours
Then I remembered
I can call someone who will actually listen
Thats when I decided to call DeQuan DeMarcus Figglebottom
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Here's how the conversation went.
DDF = DeQuan DeMarcus Figglebottom
M = Me
M: "hey DeQuan"
DDF: "what's good ma brotha"
M: "I have an erection for 3.572 hours"
DDF: "that's crazy have you tried pouring honey into the hole"
M: "I tried eggs"
DDF: "ok"
M: "does honey work"
DDF: "no"
M: "what does"
DDF: "honey"
M: "ok thanks DeQuan DeMarcus DeFaggle Figglebottom"
I hung up
The honey didn't work btw
So I did what any normal person would do
I suckled on my own penis
It was pretty nice ngl
Then the cock went limp
It was the happiest feeling
Until I got diagnosed with erectile dysfunction
Which made me kinda sad ngl
