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ritssyyy: so you aren't seeing anyone rn?
brownmunde: no
brownmunde: but ur not playing matchmaker
ritssyyy: why the fuck not?
ritssyyy: i have hot friends, yk that
ritssyyy: and it'll be so fun viiii
brownmunde: remember last time u set me up with your friend?
brownmunde: i landed int he ER ritz no way
ritssyyy: but u never told her ur allergic to mushrooms
brownmunde: dats not the point
brownmunde: it was a sign from the universe
ritssyyy: when will the next sign drop viratananda maharaj ji?
brownmunde: when you stop matchmaking 🧘🏽♀️
ritssyyy: stfu
ritssyyy: i have a friend who's a 10 so tell me if u wanna meet her
ritssyyy: or i'll find someone else
brownmunde: just set her up w ishan
brownmunde: he's been single since the partition era now
ritssyyy: but she's perfect for u 😭😭😭😭😭😭
ritssyyy: just meet her once, just ONCE
brownmunde: explore your cupdity somewhere else rits
brownmunde: i need to go out with the boys, tata
ritssyyy: virat no, just wait i'll send a picture
ritssyyy: <attachment>
ritssyyy: ????
ritssyyy: where tf are u?
ritssyyy: did this mf just tata-zone me
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Fanfictionvirat is finally dating someone after his oh-so-tragic breakup with anushka, but none of his friends seem to know who is the person lurking in his instagram posts. let's see how long they take to figure it out?
