Son: Dad remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week
Dad: Yes son.
Son: and when I killed that honeybee and you said no honey for a week.
Dad: Yes son...
Son: well mom just killed a cockroach should I break it to her?.
Dad: .....
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The Big Funny Relations Book
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