AN: This is a fanfic made to be funny. Don't take it seriously. It's basically based off a thing me and Twd_Freak_21 Made. Please enjoy!!
It was a sunny day at the middle school and the Troll was ready to do his job. His job for today was to go and plant/harvest his beloved leafy greens. A special plant that was the heart and soul of the school. He walked down the long twisting stairs. No kid has ever gotten down here alive. When he reached the bottom he heard someone who he did not know. This confused him to scratch his beard that made him look like a leprechaun. Suddenly he looked over to see the Sandman! "Oh.. Hello Sandman-Senpai! You look very Kawaii-desu today!!" The troll cheered looking up at the slightly older man. Also he didn't know where that Japanese crap came from. It just seemed to fit when he was near hIS SENPAI!!!1! Gasp! That's write! The Troll has CRAZY feeling for his coworker! "Hello Troll-Kun! I just couldn't wait for my leafy greens so I came here to get some!" Sandman said. "Also I really like you." Sandman said quickly. WOW WHAT A PLOT TWIST!1!1!! Troll gasped. Sandman returns his feelings! "Yay! I love you too! Let's go upstairs to the school and flaunt our feelings! I also have some kids toys I like to play with so we have to do this fast!!" Troll said grabbing Sandman's hand and running upstairs. When they got up there the first person to see them was the clown. "YOU HOMOS GET OUTTA MY SCHOOL!!1!1" She yelled. She was the principal. Her makeup was v smudged. "I don't care what you think I lOVE HIM!!!" Troll screamed. He grabbed a match and lIT THE WHOLE SCHOOL ON FIRE AND ALL THE LEAFY GREENS BURNED BUT THE TROLL AND SANDMAN RAN OUT AND LIVED HAPPILU EVER AFTER THE END1!1!1!!
(AN: wow that was actually painful too write. Oh well. Please note this is really bad on purpose!)