Rohirat Oneshots

She's only My Bestie😾

Vamika-Samaira-Yente

(Writing it while listening to nursery rhymes along with my little brother so i can learn some baby languages from him for this OS🥲🥲✌🏼#struggleisreal )

(Mc wattpad stop deleting my drafts and doubling my works, will you??😑😑💔)

"Vaaami....pliz don't thek thos kandis....Vi chu bot dat foa me...i vill kil u...gib me them bak..."

"Na na na..."

"Vaaami....no...sthop runin...i vill kil u...u kant tek my kandis and run...sthooooop...."

"Ya ya ya....."

"Gib me dat...Huh...finaly..i got my kanids back...huh nooo Vaaami...Vaami...i vill bit u....dont u dare...i sed no dont shpoil mi draing...i med dat for mumma and nush maasi..."

"Na.na.na..."

"Gib me dat too...bad bebi huh...i vill compain to Vi chu and Nush maasi....they vill kik youl aas....u no na....I'm theil fav...they lobes me more...."

"Huh....samy...samy...."

"No...sthop doin dat puppy eye thin....Vaaami...u kant ful me by dat...uhh no...ook fin...i vont tel anythin to Vi chu or nush maasi...hapi??"

"Ya..ya..ya...."

"Lobe u too...now leths go and play...vait...vat u r hydin in uor hand?? Hey...dats my teddi bear...Nooo....Vaaami..uhhh....sthop eating dat..dats nut a thin to eat bad bebi.....i vill kil u..mi Vi chu bot dat fow me.....gib me dat back..."

Nothing much. Just a normal weekend morning at the Sharma residency....where the newest pair of bestfriends fighting with each other and their moms and maasis aka the second newest pair of bestfriends watching them with tired expression.

"Do we have to go again and stop them from fighting....Ritsy???"

Anushka said with a sigh and rested her head on Ritika's shoulder. Ritika also sighed and patted Anushka's head.

"Hmm..i think we should...nushkie...but then on second thought....i also think we should let them solve their own fights....they're growing up....and they should learn how to solve their fights on their own and not let anyone else interpret it...."

Anushka nodded thoughtfully.

"Hmm..you're...right!!! Vi, B-Ro.... what do you think??"

Anushka asked as both of ladies turned towards the pair of bestfriends....Only to find their dear *grown-up* husbands fighting over a piece of food.

"ROHIT GURUNATH SHARMA!! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU'LL EAT ONE MORE VADAPAV PIECE!! YOU ALREADY EAT 4 PIECES YOU IDIOT....IF YOU WILL CONTINUE TO EAT LIKE A DINOSAUR...I'LL MAKE YOU RUN ON THE TRADEMILL FOR 6 HOURS....PUT IT DOWN NOW!!!"

"uhh Virat....please!! Just this one na!! My Sharma sister....made it with so much love. I can't let it waste na...just one piece!!"

"NO NO NO NO AND A BIG NOOOOOOOO!! YOU IDIOT...YOU'RE SAYING IT FROM LAST 2 PIECES....AND YOU'RE SAYING IT AGAIN...PUT THAT DOWN IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN HOUSE NOW....."

"Uhh Virat...stop shouting...you'll make me deaf someday by your yelling you idiot....then who'll listen to your stupid rants??"

"I'LL PUT A EAR PIECE IN YOUR EAR AND THEN WILL SHOUT AT YOU AGAIN!!! BECAUSE I'VE THAT RIGHT TO SHOUT AT YOU WHENEVER I WANT TO!!"

"uhh.. .You know you're not my wife....who can yell at me whenever you want to!!"

"Huh!! So...so now you're saying that....that i don't have any rights on you Ro!! Today you said i don't have any rights to yell at you!! *fake sobs* tomorrow you'll say that...i even don't have any rights to sleep besides you!! Then you'll find a new bestfriend....and then you'll run him out....you'll make him jealous from polly...you'll share room with him...you'll sleep with him too....Hey bhagwaaaaan!! Yeh din dekhne se pehle mujhe utha kyu nahi lia!! Uthalo mereko bhagwaan....abhi iss dunniya mai kuch nahi bacha dekhne ko!!!"