"RINGGGG RINGRINFNIRNFINDINRIINGGGGG RING RINGRING IRNGGGG" my alarm said. I groan and get out of bed.
"Mornin' beautiful" said a mysterious husky deep voice.
"WHO TF ARE YOU AND WHY R U IN MY ROOM,,,,, NYAAAAA??????"
"I'm the United States baby, let's blow this dump" America says as he explodes your house, killing the whole neighbourhood by accident.
"NYAAAAA stop it America u goober" you say as unr checks blush 50 shades of red
Time skip to 100 years later,,,',,,,,,,,,,,,,,l,lol,l,,l,,,,,,lol,l,,,,,,
