Bread Bank

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Schezo was hungry for a snack so he saw a bread bank near him. When he first arrived, he saw a brown-haired green-eyed bespectacled boy in purple. They call him Klug. "Welcome to the Bread Bank," Klug said, welcoming Schezo. "We sell bread, we sell loafs." "We got bread on deck, bread on the floor." Then, Klug took off his glasses and he said the Bread Bank's Motto "Toasted, Roasted-"

"SILENCE!" Schezo shouted at him, cutting him off. "Listen, I would like the Baguette, and the Brioche, please." "I'm sorry sir, but we dont have ANY of those." Klug said. "You can get Gluten-free White Bread or either Potato Bread.

"What in the name of God is Gluten?" Schezo said, cutting Klug's sentence again. "I want for you to take it out." "Its called "Gluten-Free" for a reason, duh. The bespectacled cashier said, in an annoyed tone. "I dont want any excuses from you, because its free." Schezo said, while he pointed at Klug.

"You better swear on the name of Pwurp," Klug said, while he summoned his spellbook. "If you want to have a Puyo battle, then we'll have a Puyo battle." "Are you trying to be on PuyoStar?" One of the customers of the Bread Bank said. "What are you gonna do, missy? Record us?" Klug said, as he pointed at the girl holding her camera to record them. "I have my dollar store camera, On." The girl said.

"Okay, whats the ongoing situation?" A boy in red said. Dark Skin, Red Eyes, and red clothing. Many people call them Ayashii Klug, the Bread Bank's Manager. "What. Do. You. Want." Schezo said, clenching his fists while he looked at Ayashii. "I am the Manager." "At the bread store?!" Schezo said, while he was getting ready to swing his sword at him.

"BREAD"

Ayashii said, his voice becoming echoey once he said it. "Tell him to take ALL of the Gluten, Out the bread." Schezo said, while he swung his sword, nearly hitting both Ayashii and Klug. "I want for you to take all of that out, Dark Mage." Ayashii said in a darkening tone. "We CAN'T take any of the gluten out the bread.

"Then why put it in in the first place!?" Schezo said, drawing his sword once again. "I know that both of you are onto something." "We have Crackers Gluten-Free-" "Forget sbout the Crackers..!" "They said that there isn't ANY Gluten in it!" Klug screamed. "Do you want for it to be Gluten-Free or not?" "I dont." The dark mage answered.
"You better take out all of the Gluten in that bread."
"Alright, Alright." Ayashii said. "We have Whole Wheat Bread Gluten-Free, Texas Toast Gluten-Free,"

"tortilla."

"Screw all of this." Schezo said, tired of them talking. "What KIND of place or world are the two you from, and where did you get all of this at?!" He said, pointing his sword at both of them. "Pwurp Town," Klug Said. "I knew damn well." Schezo muttered under his breath.

"Look, you could either take this yeast," The man in purple said, clicking his tounge. "Or I'm calling the Pwurp Town Police Department." "Guess you could say WEAST." The Dark Mage said. "Y'know what? Lets not call the police. I have a warrant." Ayashii said, trying to solve the conflict. "I'm about to be done with the both of you." Schezo said. "I have never seen no such human being act like this over such kind of bread."

"What the hell are you even saying??" Ayashii said. "All I am saying is screw the Bread, Screw the Gluten, and Screw them Crackers. "Those crackers have no gluten in them." Klug said, holding the plate of Gluten-Free Crackers. "Fine, I'll take those." Schezo signed.

"Alright, thats gonna be $5-" "I'm not paying for those. You said that they were free." The Dark Mage said, walking out of the Bread Bank.

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