Fumi woke up in the middle of the night hearing a loud crash in her room. "What the heLL was thAT?!" She said as she then noticed the tall, chungus figure beside her bed who whispered "It's all ogre now..." her eyes widened, shivering from the sofT gEnTle voice. Before she could send her stand out ICP it was to late!
Shrek's minecraft block powers were to strong! He let out an devilish chuckle as her super epic anime tiddies were now MINECRAFT TiTS!!! "OMmMMMgGGg!!!! NOooOoOo!!! My baZinGas!!!" Fumi screamed. Shrek then leaped out her window, to go home to his sexy wife James Charles..
Fumi was in so much shock, she passed out, stupid bitch. It was late in the afternoon, Rohan was geTTing so worried for fUmi UwU!! She didn't show uP for theiR usuaL piNk daRT BoY and chiLL! Omgz! He went to her hoUse to make sure everything was okayz! "AHHHHHH!!!!" Fumi was screeching! RohaN kicKed down da door, uwu gucci daddy is here! "Fumi! Are you ok-WH- OMGZ!!!!111!1 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BOOBIES?" Rohan staRed, inches away from her new minecraft tiddies conFused. Fumi shoved his face away. "Shrek broke into my hooze and used his stand power on me!!!11! Now i haz minecraft boob :("
Rohan cLenCHed hIs fisTs "I hope their still soft..." he angrily grOwLed. "Rohan you think joSuKe caN fiX iT?!" Fumi saiD sadLy staring at the minecraft block tits. "He wiLL dO nO suCH touCHINg yOU!!!11!! >:("
ohan sCREECHED. Fumi couldn't helpz but cri!!! Omg!! Fumi is depressed!! Her perfect boobi is now gonez! "RohANNIE i Want my BOOBS BACK but shreK turnED them into minecrap tiddee" fumi cried. Rohan held his now blockY bOObed super hoT goth gf close nuzzle wuzzling her UWU.
"Itz okaYz Fumi. We'll get ur Boobiez back" rohan said giving her a giAnT kiSs. Fumi smiLed from the comfort she got from RoHan kIshiBe!!1!1!1
Rohan left fumi'z house tO atTack SHRAK. That sTINKY pOOpoo oGre who turned his wiFe's tiddy into BLOCK of craft miNe!!11 it waz den, when HE GASPED IN TERROR!!! RohaMz riVal..JAMESSS CHARLEESS APPEARED!!!1!1! "HeYyy siSSSSTaRr" Jam cHam said to RoHoe. RoHan stood hiz ground, ready 4 a fight! "WhEr's shrEk JeeMs chErLez? Ur bItch ass oGre turned my wiFe into minEcraf!!" Rahom growled aNgrily.
Jomes chorles cHUCKLED IN THE MIGHTY KISHIBE ROHOE's FACE!! "Roham, you FOOL! U haz betrayed da sister relm. And now u must SUFFER the cosequence! It was My plaN all alOng to turn ur dumB bitch into a minecraFt e-Girl!!" Jamez cherlez said as he asCended, glowing!!! Omfgggg111!!!
Rohun GASPED. "OH No! FuMi can't be an e-Girl!1!11!" It was then whenz rohanz was at his worstest when..BOOm! FionNa froM shReK destRoyed JaMes cherlez with her EPIC FORTNITE POWERS!!!
Rohans eyes glitterEd in AWE as this bitch ass ogre destroyed his arch enemey jemez cherles.
"DATS WHAT THAT HOE GETZ 4 STEALIN MY SHREKY WECKY!!" Fionna roAred. Fionna looked down at roHan and gave hima cOOL thunBs up. "roHam ur a pussy. G0 back h0me 2 ur wife foomi. Her boobiez will b saVed now!!11"
Rohan saNk into thee earth and into dee wallz of fuMi'z house!! UWU!!!
"RohaNnie! My Her0 UWU!!!" Fumi's boobboo were normalz againz!! OmfgGg!!
FuMi and Rohan made out and had supEr hot secz timE! Andz Fionna muRdered shrak!!
THeE enD! UWU. RAWR XD TY 4 readinG!
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HumorHi I really need to post actual Fumihan fanfiction, and for those who are confused about Fumihan, it's a comfort oc x canon ship I have. Fumi X Rohan. Though, these aren't wholesome fanfictions..Instead, they are the cursed ones I and my friend crea...
