It was bright and early for me, as I head downstairs for the breakfast made by Paper, I notice a flyer for the comedy show Cheesy was hosting, it starts at noon and ends at 1:30. I grab some scrambled eggs and toast, and get some water to drink. "Hey, how's it been, Pickel?" I ask. Pickel says, "Stayed up all last night to practice beating Bomb today-" Pickel crashes into his food as I notice Pepper on her phone, as usual. I pick up the scrambled eggs with my toast and eat them saying, "Great food Paper!" He says, "Thanks!" from the other end of the table as I keep eating, egg bits falling out my mouth. I think today should be great. I sketch some song ideas in my diary and hang out with others.
(Timeskip to 11:50)
I chat with Pickle as I watch him play video games, "Hey, I'm a lesbian." He replies, "I thought you were Goikian." and loses focus, letting Bomb get another win. "Y-y-y-y-yes! I w-w-won!" I shout, "Good game you two!" I lean on Pickle, as he goes for a win I cheer, "Go, Pickle!" Bomb playfully trash-talks, "Y-y-y-you're never g-g-g-gonna win!" I sneak a peck on Pickle's cheek and he doesn't seem to notice. The two got quite close, but the announcement came on, using the intercoms Cheesy said, "The comedy show starts now! Please head to the stage if you wanna see some *Cheesy* jokes!" A knee slap was audible as me, Pickle, Knife, Trophy, and a few others head to the stage.
Cheesy was already there at the inanimate microphone. "What is the riskiest meat to cook? High steaks!" Trophy heckles him but everyone else laughs, including me! "What do you call someone who just finished a break-up and is craving potato chips? Single and ready to Pringle!" Cheesy goes again, pretty good. "I'm surprised you guys didn't love quarantine because you guys really love Homestuck!" Trophy throws a tomato at Cheesy but he evades, but he ends up in a rope trap, pulled backstage, and then...
I hear electricity. And lots of it.
Pepper says, "OMG, like, did Cheesy get zapped?" The crowd was shocked, why would she do this? I shout, "I'll check it out." I look around Cheesy's paralyzed body, but whoever did it left already, but I think they think Taco did it. I announce to the crowd, "The comedy show is over. I'll help Cheesy return to his room. Please make sure this doesn't happen again." As I leave with Cheesy in my arms, the tension feels thick enough to touch. An argument is brewing.
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"SOURCREAM!" An II fanfic
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