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Raghav:-nahiiiiiii....ye tum thik nahi kiya saree ka dukan

P:- laughs loudly....

To aisa kya hua...

Few minutes back..

P:- raghav mjhe na tumhari beard shave karni h

R:- nahi bilkul nahi...mai apna beard ko leke extra sensetive h

P:- takes the trimmer in her hand n smiles devishly...

R:- nahi pallavi ....bilkul nahi...

P:- n she shaved his beard....

Present ..

P:- ha ha ....bina beard k tum bilkul wo 17-18 sal k nibba nibbi lag rahe ho...aww my cute baby

R:- iska badla na mai tumse leke rahega....

P:- tum mjhe dhamki de rahe ho ruko abhi sir k bhi saare Baal shave karti hu

R:- immediately goes inside the washroom....

P:- laughs...ha ha...darr gaya ..n says loudly ab tum me wo don wali quality nahi rahi ....ab tum don nahi phuski bomb ho

R:- too shouted from inside...aa jane do mera babies ko phir mai batata h ki kaun h phuski bomb. .

Later after returning from office in the middle of their way at  a signal a traffic police(TP)  man stops them..

TP:- tumko koi traffic sense h....

R:- mai kya kiya

TP:- tumko nahi pata under 18yrs walo ko car drive karna allowed nahi h ..

R:-oh hello mai 30 yrs ka hone wala h

TP:- achha mjhe bewkoof banata h.  Driving License dikhao

R:- shows the licence

TP:-ye licence me jo aadmi ka photo h wo tumhra se match nahi kar raha...ab tumhara challan katega...aur gaadi tow Kari jayegi...

R:- tumko smjh nahi aata ek bar me....ye licence me mera hi photo h..aur mai ye 6feet ka ghoda h tumko dikh nahi Raha...

TP to pallavi:-oh aunty es bachhe ko  smjhao tum

P:- gets angry n says aunty kisko bola ....mai tumhe kis angle se aunty lagti hu...khud tum mjhse 15-20 sal age me bade hoge aur mjhe aunty bolte ho .. tumhe to abhi batati hu mai ..n she holds his collar

TP:- arey behen ji chhoriye mjhe...maaf kar dijiye

R:- pallavi usko chhor do ..

P:-leaves him

R:- aur ha ye mera wife h aur mai eska husband ardmaynda....

TP:- ha ...ha...smjh gaya mai ...aap log jao...

R&P sits in the car.

R:- teases pallavi. ..aunty..aunty ji

P:- ek bar aur aunty bola na to muh tod dugi tumhara

R:-mera chehra k sath kuch nahi karne ka....es handsome sa face pe kai ladkiya fida h

P:- achha to mai na un Kai ladkiyo ki ankhe noch lungi...

R:- oh ho possessive...

P:-ha to ...tumhe koi problem....

R:- nahi mere ko kya problem hoyega ....waise aaj to mere ko 16-17sal ki ladkiya bhi line mar rahi thi ..

P:-gaadi roko

R:- arey kya hua mai to bas majak kar raha tha...itna gussa mat ho

P:- gaadi roko mjhe ice cream khani h .

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