She exploded out of anger, and decided that she needed a 3 nugget happymeal with an apple juice pop top. THE OLD ONE. So she called an Uber Eats driver and demanded he bought her the happy meal. He said okay and brang it back. Then Bohilda (like the hottie she was) refused to pay. The Uber Driver put her in his van and drove to Sweden. They decided that instead of screaming she would stay calm to not waste her stunning voice. She eventually got to Sweden and was thrown into an iridium bar prison.. but she had a trick up her sleeve.
Bohilda knew that men loved her.. so she sang 'Waltzing Bohilda' and they all started bowing to her like the simps they were. She demanded they let her go and they happily opened the door for her.
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B.O.H.I.L.D.A: The story of the hot goddess who Changed the world
ActionWe all know Bohilda- she's hot and is married to Zelensky and Putin. But you don't know her story before. Follow her as she makes her own fortune like the girl boss she is
