Andrew was doing his daily workout routine in his local Gym. When suddenly a tall green handsome ogre walked in with his plump nipples showing through his vest. Andrew just couldn't take his eyes off him, shrek paused and looked around and caught Andrew staring Shrek began to walk over to Andrew with a little smirk on his face. "Hello there" Shrek said in his thick Scottish accent. "Err hello?" Andrew said with a dirty look on his face. "I saw you staring at me you alright?" "Yes I'm fine" The awkward silence filled the room as they both stared at each other before Shrek walked off.
Andrew contined working out while thinking about his Bugatti. Andrew finished working out after 5 hours and went to the locker room to get out of his sweaty cheesy clothes as he walked into the locker room he felt a hand around his waist "shhh" shrek whispered into his ear Andrew couldn't help but moan shrek smelt so good and amazing. "Your so attractive" Andrew said while staring into Shreks shrexy eyes. "Let's shag then fitty"
"no..Wait I have a question what colours your Bugatti?" Shrek looked confused for a second then answered "I don't have a Bugatti" Andrew looked furious for a second but instantly calmed himself down. "Come with me I'll buy you a Bugatti" "really daddy?" Andrew swiftly kissed shrek on the lips "yes my little pumpkin pie"
