Edward's POV💓💓💓
I stayed in my time-out corner, seeing as earlier I had tried sucking someone's blood, from their cock, and let's just say, Eddie K did not appreciate that. I proceeded to use my 64 Crayola ( with a sharpener might I add) pack to draw all over my milky, oily, throbbing, washboard abs.
Eddie M's POV💓💓💓
Eddie K and I were sitting on the edge of his bed while we played Finding Nemo on the PS2, but I couldn't help but glance at Edward in his time-out corner nearly every five seconds. He had gotten into his crayons and had scribbled all over his WASHBOARD ABS with his favorite, purple pizzazz. I bit my entire bottom lip, and it fell off before Eddie K grabbed me by the chin. "OMG!!! EDDIE BB ARE YOU OKAY???????????" he asked me as my cold, hot, wet, dry, emo blood dripped down my neck and chin. I hurriedly looked over at Edward in fear.
Edward's POV 💓💓💓
I dropped my purple pizzazz crayon, as I took in the scent of the delicious red juices spilling out of Eddies Munson's mouth. I looked over at the messy-haired, punk, goth, brunette, emo, stinky, crusty, druggy man and felt my nonexistent vampire blood rush to my cold, vampire icicle. (Even though vampires can't get fucking boners cause they have no god damn blood and they definitely can't fucking cum so wtf how did Bella get fucking pregnant???? It's not fucking possible. dumb)
Eddie K's POV💓💓💓
I stared in fear at Edwards's dark, lustful, blood-craving, seductive eyes, as he rushed over towards Eddie and pushed him down onto the bed, Edwards's legs on either side of Eddie's slutty man waist. "No!!!!! Edward, this isn't you!!!! Look me in the eyes bbgorl... This isn't you..." I said to him as I ran to their side.
Eddie M's POV💓💓💓
I turned my head, wide-eyed to look at Eddie. I glanced back over to Edward crouched over me and immediately blurted out, "LET IT HAPPEN LOSER." Edward sunk his long, shiny, pearly, slick, sharp teeth into my throat as I let out a loud screaming moan. "EDWARD~~ 😩"
Eddie K's POV💓💓💓
Eddie yelling at me suddenly made me feel something I never had before. Did I have a degradation kink? Doesn't matter. I hopped onto the bed and started pulling my baby blue polo shirt off. Eddie caught on and started to unbutton my low-rise khakis revealing my Blues Clues thong. My face flushed a bright red. I felt my bratwurst harden in my Blues Clues thong as Eddie smirked at me with his newly formed vampire fangs. Suddenly Edward ripped away from Eddie and looked at me with his dark, lustful, blood-craving, seductive eyes. I blushed loudly as Edward then ripped my thong off with his cold, veiny, muscular hands.
Edward's POV 💓💓💓
As I ripped off Eddie's thong I yanked him underneath me. He squealed 🐷. And then he pegged me and I cried. Eddie M watched everything while he jerked off his long, hard, girthy, thick, big pipe cleaner. We all came to a shrieking climax.
2 Weeks later
Edward's POV 💓💓💓
I couldn't believe my eyes as I looked down at the piss stick I had just used. I... I... I... I.......... was............ PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 I had to tell Eddie and Eddie........
Eddie K's POV 💓💓💓
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD." I screamed. Eddie stood there is shock. He glanced supposedly looking around for something. Suddenly I heard loud music playing outside. I whipped my head around towards the window.
Eddie M's POV 💓💓💓
YES YES YES YES HE'S HERE AT THE PERFECT TIME!!!! A white van with 'LODED DIPER' written on the side pulled up in front of my trailer. A teen boy leaned out the window and started screaming words. I glanced over at Eddie and Edward before grabbing my jacket and running out the door. "IM NOT THE FATHER SUCKERS 🖕" I screamed before slamming to van closed. Rodrick and I drove into the sunset in a totally platonic way because he is a minor and he is scared of me.
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