England: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Wales: We got spring water
England: NO.
Scotland: with EXTRA minerals
Scotland: it's like licking a stalagmite
England: DON'T COME HOME.
Wales: Mmmmm cave water
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