The majesticness of the Clans was finally back to order and they had their first Gathering after the Great Battle.
ThunderClan bounded in on unicorns and stepped off and danced to Gangam Style for a bit before snapping their paws and ending their routine, with the unicorns disappearing.
ShadowClan sailed in on boats, then anchored them and cartwheeled onto the island, where Blackstar back flipped onto his position on the tree.
WindClan came in flying in wearing capes, Onestar wearing a cap with one star on the middle of it. The others had capes similar to this, each representing their name.
RiverClan shot out of the water on dolphins, laughing as the dolphins did a series of flips and twists, then the cats jumped off and landed on their front paws.
Then all the cats gathered and the Clans started telling reports.
Blackstar started. "ShadowClan has been practicing the Art of boat making and blah blah blah. We are prospering and all that jazz. Anyways, we spotted foxes having a party yesterday," he paused to chew his gum, "and they were being so disruptive with music they scared half the prey out of our territory. And that's it."
Bramblestar stepped forward. "We have been learning new dance routines and herding unicorns. We have found nothing new except for the silver-hoofed unicorn. We are becoming fluent in Unicode."
Onestar yawned. "Ok, my turn. We all have finally got the capes we ordered on e-Cat like two moons ago, and we're proud of them. The End."
Mistystar swaggered forward. "The dolphins brought us to Atlantis, where we met their friends. We now live there partially. Btw, we're hosting a party at claw moon. Be there or be square."
The leaders jumped, -or flew- down from the tree and the real party started.
The disco ball lowered as Jayfeather started DJing, playing I Love It by Icona Pop. The cats started singing along.
I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone,
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn!
I threw your stuff into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,
I crashed my car into the bridge,
I don't care, I love it!
I don't care!
I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone,
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn!
I threw your stuff into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,
I crashed my car into the bridge.
I don't care, I love it!
I don't care!
You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way,
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space!
You're so dang hard to please, we gotta kill this witch,
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's chick!
I love it!
I love it!
I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone,
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn!
I threw your stuff into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,
I crashed my car into the bridge!
I don't care, I love it!
I don't care, I love it, I love it!
I don't care, I love it!
I don't care.!
You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way,
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space!
You're so dang hard to please, we gotta kill this witch,
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's chick!
I don't care, I love it!
I don't care, I love it, I love it!
I don't care, I love it!
I don't care, I love it, I love it!
I don't care!
I love it!
The cats all cheered and screamed as the next song started playing. It was Shut Up And Dance by Walk The Moon.
The Gathering ended in the early morning, the food and drinks all gone. They called upon StarClan to clean up, and they did, then all the Clans went home.
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